mikewadestr: I never spend much money on my mom. Actually, I've been giving her the same present for the last 30 years, I send a raw egg to her third class snail mail. By the time she gets it, it's rotten and stinks. She gets the message.
Clemkadidlefark: UnderstandThink how a Jewish carpenter from Nazareth must feel ....
Anne.Uumellmahaye: I kinda hate it. I appreciate the idea, i like that my kids' Sunday School teacher had them sprout then plant sunflower seeds gave them to the moms. But, it's just another day, like your birthday, but now, like your birthday, everything has to be Pinterest-photo worthy, covered in fancifully tied mustard-colored chevron neck scarves, and captioned with a chalk board-painted reclaimed wood frame. It can't just be a handful of wild flowers, it has to be tied in vintage lace and actually the clever packaging for a diamond tennis bracelet and Himalayan Pink Salt and Tahitian Vanilla Caramel Truffles. And if you don't want that stuff in the first place, you get to see it all on Facebook, posts of pictures not even of moms and kids but of the loot they won (or probably got themselves, if only via Amazon Wish List) with the title "sooooooooooo blessed :) ;) XD
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