iamrex: As a retail florist, my business could do without it.
Clemkadidlefark: UnderstandThink how a Jewish carpenter from Nazareth must feel ....
Bedstead Polisher: What did she expect?All it takes is for one person to get their mom flowers to "honour" them and you never hear the end of it."Mrs. Jones' son gave her flowers on Mother's Day... I like flowers too you know. It's not like I fed you three meals a day your whole life, and took care of you when you were sick... I never asked for anything in return... And what's a small bouquet of flowers to you --actually Mrs. Jones' bouquet wasn't that small-- "
JasonOfOrillia: Now that industries have been built up around this holiday it will never go away.
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