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(STLToday)   The smoothest 14 year old boy gets the coolest 26 year old woman ever arrested   ( divider line
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37824 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 May 2013 at 12:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-12 02:28:19 PM  
7 votes:
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"Thank you, God!"
2013-05-12 01:07:49 PM  
5 votes:
From the URL: woman-let-teen-take-naked-pictures-of-her-lincoln-county

That's what they call it now?
2013-05-12 01:05:58 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-05-12 12:46:34 PM  
4 votes:
Why is subby concerned with how smooth the boy is?

Sick, man, sick.
2013-05-12 01:33:51 PM  
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I would have done either of them at 14.

Or at 34.

What I'm saying here is that I'm not a picky man.
2013-05-12 12:44:33 PM  
3 votes:
Why does the Matriarchy rape children?
2013-05-12 01:08:13 PM  
2 votes:
OK, I'll say it That lucky little bastard, he touched her breast, every fourteen year old boy's wet dream, and he has pictures to prove it to his friends.
I know, he will now need extensive therapy.
2013-05-13 05:31:00 AM  
1 vote:

The Onion is prophetic: [ image 100x74]

There she is.  Now go fap.

Yikes.  Even from that few pixels I can tell...
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2013-05-12 03:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
He needed pics.
He was obviously taught to look before he Leeps.
2013-05-12 03:02:01 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

If you had to hand cuff her. it wasn't a threesome. It was abduction and rape.

Says you, prude.
2013-05-12 02:40:16 PM  
1 vote:

Savage Belief: The pic linked in the article reminds me of the girl my wife and I had a threesome with a few years ago.

She was from Canada, right?
2013-05-12 02:37:08 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: A smooth 14 y/o boy? Is that a 4chan thing?

It is a late through puberty thing. I can understand the attraction to a young, supple, hairless body. That is why I hang out around junior high schools and show my penis to lucky young ladies. You wouldn't believe the ass you can get for just a six pack of beer.

Sex with kids is farking awesome. I learned that here on fark. That little bit of knowledge completely changed my life. You guys should totally try it.
2013-05-12 01:19:32 PM  
1 vote:
A smooth 14 y/o boy? Is that a 4chan thing?
2013-05-12 01:11:05 PM  
1 vote:
What's this world coming to? I mean, if you can't trust a 14-year old boy not to spread naked pictures of you, who can you trust???
2013-05-12 12:46:39 PM  
1 vote:
In unrelated news, advanced spy satellite technology can pick up the phrase "You're not going to post these on the internet, are you?" triggering an immediate police response.

And no, wearing a tinfoil hat will only enhance the signal.
2013-05-12 12:30:20 PM  
1 vote:

slayer199: "Circuit Judge Jon Cunningham on Monday sentenced Buchanan to seven years in prison with the possibility of probation."

That has to be the heaviest sentence against a woman for statutory rape I've seen....and she didn't even have sex with him.  I mean, she's no looker but damn, she's not THAT ugly.

You do realize you're quoting a different article for an entirely different person... right?
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