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(STLToday)   The smoothest 14 year old boy gets the coolest 26 year old woman ever arrested   ( stltoday.com) divider line
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2013-05-12 01:33:51 PM  
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I would have done either of them at 14.

Or at 34.

What I'm saying here is that I'm not a picky man.
2013-05-12 12:30:20 PM  
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slayer199: "Circuit Judge Jon Cunningham on Monday sentenced Buchanan to seven years in prison with the possibility of probation."

That has to be the heaviest sentence against a woman for statutory rape I've seen....and she didn't even have sex with him.  I mean, she's no looker but damn, she's not THAT ugly.

You do realize you're quoting a different article for an entirely different person... right?
2013-05-12 12:44:33 PM  
2 votes:
Why does the Matriarchy rape children?
2013-05-12 12:35:53 PM  
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Lionel Mandrake: She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...

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That's not her; that's Brittany Blair Buchanan, from a linked article. I'm still trying to find a mugshot for Amber Leeper.
2013-05-12 03:27:31 PM  
1 vote:
Subby the article doesn't say the teen is a boy.
2013-05-12 03:04:00 PM  
1 vote:

ladyfortuna: trappedspirit: began to feel tingly in regions that he didn't know why

He's 14, he knows exactly why. Nearly half my friends were sexually active at that age.

Probably the bottom half.
2013-05-12 01:08:13 PM  
1 vote:
OK, I'll say it That lucky little bastard, he touched her breast, every fourteen year old boy's wet dream, and he has pictures to prove it to his friends.
I know, he will now need extensive therapy.
2013-05-12 01:05:58 PM  
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2013-05-12 12:46:34 PM  
1 vote:
Why is subby concerned with how smooth the boy is?

Sick, man, sick.
2013-05-12 11:29:05 AM  
1 vote:
She should have to pay for his PTSD treatment too.  ewww...

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