If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Kidnap victim Amanda Berry calls her grandfather, finds out he still has the 1986 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS he promised to give her when she got her driver's license   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Cool, Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS, Gina DeJesus, Ariel Castro  
•       •       •

16819 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 May 2013 at 3:56 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-05-12 04:00:38 AM  
4 votes:
Glad he didn't give it to one of the neighborhood Hmong boys.
2013-05-12 04:45:28 AM  
3 votes:

Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new

you're just flat out stupid. "Gosh yes, let's take this factory new perfectly usable motor vehicle to the salvage yard". don't burn your lips blowing the muffler of your Kia, wanker.
2013-05-12 08:22:06 AM  
2 votes:
Best part?  Her favorite Quite Riot tape was still in the cassette deck!
2013-05-12 05:55:44 AM  
2 votes:
And none of this would have been possible if it weren't for MacDonald's.
2013-05-12 04:40:31 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: 86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new

You need to shut your whore mouth.

/best friend in high school had one; the sweetest, white-trashiest ride a few hundred bucks could buy you...
2013-05-12 04:24:34 AM  
2 votes:
86 monte carlo? That thing needed to be taken to thescrap yard when it was new
2013-05-12 12:14:29 AM  
2 votes:
quick and dirty
dl.dropboxusercontent.comView Full Size

/ ok, even slow and clean, I'm still not talented enough to make it look any good.
2013-05-13 12:39:09 PM  
1 vote:

Tellingthem: the ultimate 80's muscle car

Is that like the world's tallest midget?
2013-05-12 08:37:02 PM  
1 vote:
I wish the woman every bit of happiness she can find and think its cool that she still will get the car she wanted.  That said I couldn't help but laugh when the guy was quoted as saying kept the "fancy hubcaps" in the house to keep them from getting stolen.  It sounds like the set up to a Jeff Foxworthy joke.
2013-05-12 02:01:35 PM  
1 vote:

NoblePatrick: Sweet ride! Now she can go cruising in that Monte Carlo with her boyfriend Todd. You know Todd. That one guy with the wispy mustache, cold sore on his lip, pre-mulleted hair and a pack of smokes never more than arm's length away. They could crank open the T-tops (wow I miss T-Tops!) and jam out to some Ted Nugent on the tape deck. Later that night they would go to the local pool hall where Todd would run into his best bud Kurt. Kurt had an endless parade of girlfriends, the most recent one being Linda who was always in favor of tube tops. They would all eventually end up at Linda's place with a 12-pack of Busch (and maybe a few bottles of Bartles & Jaymes for the ladies) enjoying the pleasant spring evening and wondering what the big wide world had in store for them.

/1986 flashback
//born in '71 so this is just my imagination

Also born in '71 and I know of no such Todd's
/card carrying member of the Todd's of '71
//Kurt was a douche
2013-05-12 01:42:17 PM  
1 vote:
A car?

I think she prefers vans.

movieboozer.comView Full Size
2013-05-12 09:11:00 AM  
1 vote:
1986 Monte?

2013-05-12 07:34:01 AM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: That woman has to have some herculean mental and psychological fortitude to survive that ordeal and not be completely catatonic or damaged beyond repair.

Normal on the outside, Disney's Haunted Mansion on the inside.
2013-05-12 04:08:00 AM  
1 vote:

carnewscafe.comView Full Size

- very impressed, as his was just an 87

\Hot as the car plus a hockey stick spoiler
Displayed 14 of 14 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.