HaveBeerWillTravel: But remember, all cops are dicks.
coco ebert: Oh man, that pic. *sniff*
NotTucsonreally: Suicide ain't painless to the survivors.....I needed to do this...sorry.
Shadowtag: fnordfocus: puffy999: "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE LOTS, AND LOTS, AND LOTS OF SEX! Seriously, do you want to miss out on that?!"In prison on an attempted suicide sentence?Not everyone considers that to be a good thing.I don't think we actually prosecute for that. It's one of those things that exist in theory but not in real life. Like sex for a Farker.
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