Apos: Dr. Seth Meyers for eHarmony.com[www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com image 396x594]
Notabunny: Reason #5: You're a middle-aged bass player with a bad haircut. /so lonely
WhippingBoy: You're married.
Dave and the Mission: How about middle aged, married, bass-player, AND a bad haircut?/gets it regularly
jayphat: As a married Farker of 10 years who has had sex twice in the last 24 months, resentment and depression (hers not mine) are the two big reasons on that list. That and I'm too damn tired from work and being told "not tonight" all the farking time.
Opiate of the Lasses: WhippingBoy: You're married.And we're done here
OgreMagi: I can have sex any time I want. Except I have standards. No fat women.
Oldiron_79: OgreMagi: I can have sex any time I want. Except I have standards. No fat women.I regularly get shot down by a calibre women on internet dating sites who would be all-up-ons if we was at a bar. Its like once they have the anonymity of the internet they become the female equivilent of Studman69
Bane of Broone: Opiate of the Lasses: WhippingBoy: You're married.And we're done hereNever understood this one. I know stereotypes get started for a reason, but I was with my ex-wife for 11 years and had sex usually twice a day until the day I left. Hell, I WISHED the stereotype was true when I was growing up. My folks were farking 3-4 times a week until I moved out so that would put them in their 50s at the time. I bought my first walkman with birthday money for that reason alone, lol.
titwrench: I'm calling bullshiat on all of you bass players claiming you're getting laid. Nobody shags the bass player.
HotWingAgenda: If you have a partner, there is no excuse to not be having some manner of hanky panky with them. That is a slap in the face to the millions of single people in the world./unless you are fat and/or ugly, in which case feel free to be a monk
Saborlas: Since it's from Fox, I presume the reasons are Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and brown people in general.
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