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(Washington Times)   U.S. Department of Education drops the terms "mother" and "father" from its student aid forms. To be replaced by "MILF" and "Baby Daddy" most likely   ( washingtontimes.com) divider line
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3728 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 May 2013 at 9:34 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-11 10:07:39 AM  
2 votes:
How about "Enabler" and "Passive-Agressive Guilt Machine"?
2013-05-11 09:51:23 AM  
2 votes:
Should women even be signing forms?
2013-05-11 08:42:58 AM  
2 votes:
What about "Sugar Daddy?"

/We're important too!
2013-05-11 01:44:47 PM  
1 vote:
The form should be changed to read:

Number of Cocks: ________________

Number of Poons: ________________

Number of Aliens from Other Dimensions: ________________

Pretty much covers it, I would imagine.
2013-05-11 12:01:41 PM  
1 vote:
See, this is what I like about Fark, there's no discrimination, even bigots get to have greenlights.
2013-05-11 11:27:26 AM  
1 vote:
How about "donor" and "host"
2013-05-11 10:34:36 AM  
1 vote:
Feel the butthurt flow through you, young fundie.
2013-05-11 10:24:34 AM  
1 vote:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: What in the Hell do you find attractive about the Republican party?  Their hatred of women, gays, and minorities?  Their Christian dominionist agenda?  Their tendency to explode debt and drive us into recession whenever they take control, and them do everything in their power to hamper economic recovery when they are out of power?

no those are the things i HATE about the republican party, dawg. i LIKE THE 'REDUCED GOVERNMENT SPENDING'... agenda they half-push.
2013-05-11 09:58:09 AM  
1 vote:

utah dude: Abox: Should women even be signing forms?

gotta make those sammich's SOMEHOW.

Just go iron my shirt batch!
2013-05-11 09:55:00 AM  
1 vote:
as if most high school graduates can read.
2013-05-11 09:52:53 AM  
1 vote:
Heh. This is more about Ed catching more 'household' income in their calculation for grants and federal aid than it is recognizing non-traditional households, that's just a side benefit.

/Bitter with the system
//Have to submit verification that this year, I am still an over 24 independent student
///Because apparently the fact that I was a 39 year old independent student last year wasn't enough
2013-05-11 09:51:03 AM  
1 vote:
A simple change is made to a form because it wasn't flexible enough.




2013-05-11 09:46:29 AM  
1 vote:
It's probably going to cost billions of dollars to re-print all of those forms.

/creatin' jerbz
2013-05-11 09:10:41 AM  
1 vote:

LasersHurt: Stupid, subby? Changing to generic labels on a form?

Be fair, now. Subby was perusing The Washington Times when he/she submitted this, which in itself demonstrates a fairly high level of stupidity. But to his or her credit, the headline contains no glaring errors or typos, and even the "its" is used correctly. Which is to say that there may still be some hope for subby. We need to be encouraging, here, not harsh.
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