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(Boston Globe)   Boston Marathon bomber to spend eternity surrounded by Virginians   ( bostonglobe.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Boston Marathon, Virginians, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Cuccinelli, Islamic Funeral  
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2013-05-10 10:40:45 PM  
7 votes:
72 of them.
2013-05-11 06:53:33 AM  
4 votes:
FTA: "There were also four unmarked plots, one of which presumably contained Tsarnaev's body."

I'm guessing his is the one next to Arch Stanton's. At least that's what Bill Carson told me.
2013-05-11 01:33:55 AM  
4 votes:
There is a lesson to be learned here.

DON'T die as a virgin.
There are terrorists up there just waiting to have their way with you.
2013-05-11 07:12:46 AM  
3 votes:
Whole Wheat is done in them.

2013-05-11 07:07:05 AM  
3 votes:
I give up.
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-05-11 01:22:09 AM  
3 votes:
Where's the WBC?
2013-05-11 10:37:47 AM  
2 votes:

DesktopHippie: Mmmm... freshly baked whole wheat boobies...


I've already been biatchslapped by the filter, now I'm a meme.
2013-05-11 07:13:40 AM  
2 votes:
Dammitsomuch! My one day to sleep in and my wife gets ready like a pack of red-arsed monkeys at 6AM.

Then the Boobies filter TORTURES ME before I even have a cup of coffee. Tamerlan got off easy.
2013-05-11 07:09:33 AM  
2 votes:
Whole Wheat I am laughing so hard right now.
2013-05-11 06:57:06 AM  
2 votes:
So he really is in hell.
2013-05-11 02:06:25 AM  
2 votes:
Headline should have been "... 72 virginians (at least)".

I'm not angry... I'm just disappointed.

2013-05-11 12:22:49 PM  
1 vote:
Someone who hated the US government and killed people from Boston and China is buried in Virginia.  Hero, right?  Oh, wait, he's Muslin?  Outrage!
2013-05-11 10:20:29 AM  
1 vote:

Kibbler: +1 subby. The perfect headline.

Thank you.  *bows*

Oh, and  Whole Wheat?

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2013-05-11 09:50:52 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: snuff3r: just seems redundant to be upset about his burial

It's not about his burial per se, it's about people who do care doing shiat at the grave site.

I personally don't care. But I don't care so much it's a non-issue. Burn him up to bones, toss the bones in a landfill, and let's move on.

That's why you don't label the grave... it happens all the damn time.
2013-05-11 09:04:08 AM  
1 vote:

o5iiawah: The administration has a vested interest in letting this guy go, so it wouldn't surprise me if nobody has seen him dead.  Sure there's a coroner's report but that could be fabricated easily and the last person to allegedly see him alive is Dzhokhar and he has a lot of incentive to tell the official side of the story.

Nice shell game with where he's actually buried.  It wouldn't surprise me if he's on a plane back to Chechnya with a "job well done" briefcase full of cash.

What the high-pitched fark with a question mark are you on about?
2013-05-11 08:47:19 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-11 07:57:43 AM  
1 vote:
Whole Wheat - seriously?  You have been here since '04 and didn't know about the filter?  THAT made my damn day good sir, thank you!
2013-05-11 07:33:37 AM  
1 vote:
It doesn't so much look like a cemetery as a "empty space below a high tension power line right-of-way."

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Seems like a better bet would have been to drag the carcass over to Kings Dominion amusement park and make it into a game of some sort where you get to throw things at it and try to win a prize.
2013-05-11 07:22:40 AM  
1 vote:

YoOjo: Boobies.
Whole Wheat is done in them.

Thank you. You just made my weekend.
2013-05-11 07:11:52 AM  
1 vote:

Whole Wheat: Boobies.

Read the faqs, you boobiehead.
2013-05-11 07:11:47 AM  
1 vote:
Lesson of the day:

"Boobies" = Boobies
2013-05-11 06:56:59 AM  
1 vote:

thisone: chewielouie: Why bury him in a Muslim cemetery? If people continue to say the radical Muslims are not true Muslims, then it doesn't make much sense to give them ceremonial Muslim burials. Bin Laden should have just been tossed overboard.

Is that a relative of the "no true scotsman" argument?

Not a true one.
2013-05-11 06:44:32 AM  
1 vote:

robohobo: Al-Barzakh Cemetery,  in Doswell, Virginia.

Have at it, VA farkers.

Says the Internet tough guy in brownbackistan.

Go commit your own crimes.
2013-05-11 06:25:04 AM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: //How about Aurora?

He's still alive.
2013-05-11 06:22:24 AM  
1 vote:
What was the point of all the fuss about keeping his burial spot secret, then disclosing the location?

Even calling it "an Islamic cemetery in central Virginia" (as I heard the network newsbots read it) is really narrowing it down. How many Islamic cemeteries could there possibly be in that part of the country? It's like saying he's buried near a seafood restaurant in the Oklahoma panhandle.

Whitey Bulger is disappoint that nobody in Massachusetts knows of any discreet places to dump a body.
2013-05-11 06:09:10 AM  
1 vote:
Should have donated his body to medical research. Problem solved
2013-05-10 11:57:30 PM  
1 vote:
Just like John Adams on a list of US Presidents
2013-05-10 10:53:02 PM  
1 vote:

gaslight: What do people expect that his urn will be passed from person to person forever like some curse?

No, they just don't want to give him a proper burial. Nor should they. He doesn't deserve a proper burial. Huck his ashes into a bacon factory's dumpster and be done with him.
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