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(Newser)   A man probably had a brief moment of joy when he gave the slip to the sheriff's deputy chasing him. Then the alligator showed up   ( divider line
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2013-05-09 08:01:49 PM  
10 votes:
He fought the jaws, and the jaws won.
2013-05-09 10:44:17 PM  
5 votes:
The police got a little gator aid.
2013-05-09 11:36:53 PM  
3 votes:

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?

smack around the guy who runs the pawn shop.
2013-05-09 09:33:47 PM  
3 votes:
As I understand it, the alligator also swallowed the man's clock.

Not sure why that would be important...
2013-05-09 07:32:26 PM  
2 votes:
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What a helpful pic... he looks quite happy
2013-05-10 05:45:57 AM  
1 vote:
Don't 'injure fences' in a gatored community.
2013-05-10 12:47:27 AM  
1 vote:

reklamfox: How exactly does one "injure a fence"?

Cast aspersions on its integrity, compare its height unfavorably to nearby saplings, and mock its lack of catch and grab top-side pointiness.

Or I guess infuse it with the lives of 17 jeweled virgins, the blood of a demi-god, and the breath of the north wind.  And then poke it.

Whichever way works for you
2013-05-09 10:55:15 PM  
1 vote:
And when he got home from jail
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2013-05-09 10:19:02 PM  
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2013-05-09 10:15:09 PM  
1 vote:
I am surprised the gator was not deputized and given a comical badge for the assistance,
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