Principal Clarinet: Burger King of the Jungle?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somehow, I just can't imagine cat tasting like anything but cat ass
SpdrJay: So the bald eagle egg omlets are still cool then?
SquiggsIN: blame PETA?seriously, look at the other animals they put on tacos! What's the big deal about a lion? Is it just because it's feline? Seriously, all you cat people need to drop dead with your mange-ridden fleabags.
LeroyBourne: Kinda stupid, I don't see lions yielding a whole lot of meat. Plus, it sounds spendy as shiat with shipping.
scottydoesntknow: LeroyBourne: Kinda stupid, I don't see lions yielding a whole lot of meat. Plus, it sounds spendy as shiat with shipping.Ehh I don't know. This website says they'll ship you a pound of lion burger meat for $9.95 (don't know shipping costs, can't be too bad per pound). If they're selling these at $35, sounds like they've got a pretty good margin on it.
Comsamvimes: My first thought was "WTF!" but then I read this:"The lion meat is authentic, Gougeon said, and comes from a farm that raises the animals for meat. Such a practice is legal in the United States because lions are only considered threatened, and not endangered."And now I'm pretty meh on it. Though I'm curious where this farm is.
dopirt: [dryden.eastmanhouse.org image 375x261]Has to approve.//hot
No Time To Explain: But were they served by cougars?/got no lion puns
Glancing Blow: That picture looks like someone puked on a tablecloth.
Martian_Astronomer: In general, isn't most meat from predators pretty nasty? Then again, these lions are farm raised, but still.
skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Lions sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
zerkalo: How much for christian meat?
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