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2013-05-09 03:53:48 PM  
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"Hey, wanna go to my old fishing hole, it's called... it's called... Hey, do you like bowling?"
2013-05-09 04:11:00 PM  
Governor Perry activates White Man's Overbite in attempt to prevent catching black from President Obama
2013-05-09 04:56:36 PM  
wipe the smirk off your face soldier
2013-05-09 05:37:35 PM  
"Governor Perry! Nice of you to meet me here at my awesome airplane which will never be yours."
2013-05-09 06:17:44 PM  
"What's the matter, governor?  Stiff lower lip?"
2013-05-09 06:57:17 PM  
And Perry spake, "Hey dog, gimme five!"
2013-05-09 06:57:21 PM  
Obama: Are we awake?
Perry: That depends...  Are we... black?
Obama: Yes we are...
Perry: Then we're awake...
2013-05-09 06:59:01 PM  
Oh soldier, I speak jive...
2013-05-09 07:01:04 PM  
Perry: Now let's see, we've got Secret Service agent Jenkins over there, this fine soldier right here saluting me and in front of me is the...uh...what's he called... Oops.
2013-05-09 08:53:09 PM  
"Governor Perry?!  Nice to see you.  What a funny coincidence!  I was just talking with Master Sergeant Gomez here about your policy stance regarding gays in the military.  Sergeant Gomez is homosexual, you see, and he's proud to be a member of our armed services.  Funny, he mentioned he couldn't help but notice your wide stance..."
2013-05-10 01:18:08 AM  
"Hello, Mr. President. Sorry about the smell, I just farted."
2013-05-10 01:33:08 AM  
1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war.

/at least he came out to meet the President.
2013-05-10 01:52:04 AM  
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"Hey, Rick, congratulations! I'm about to give your state Obamacare and gay marriage! Put 'er there!"

2013-05-10 01:55:00 AM  
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2013-05-10 12:09:06 PM  
Rick Perry thinking "I wipe my butt with that hand and haven't washed it in days."
2013-05-10 12:09:28 PM  
"Enjoy the flight?"
"Yes. Yes I did."

/I'm boring.
2013-05-10 12:13:24 PM  
Good morning, Mr. President.  The motorcade to Dealey Plaza is right this way.
2013-05-10 12:16:02 PM  
Governor Perry deeply regretted that extra plate full of prunes he had for breakfast this morning.
2013-05-10 12:16:59 PM  
"Howdy. The car's right over here. We're drivin' up to Dallas. They're gonna throw a parade fer ya down Elm Street. I'll ride shotgun."
2013-05-10 12:19:07 PM  
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Perry:  Mumble mumble...cocksucker....mumble.....sonnanabiatch.....grumble mumble
Obama thinking:  Uggghhh....Is that food, grease, or shiat on his hand?
2013-05-10 12:19:55 PM  
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"black escalade with texas plates and yosemite sam "back off" mud flaps. don't farking scratch it!"

/now votable
2013-05-10 12:21:20 PM  
Perry: I've got three things to discuss with you Mr. President. The aftermath of the fertilizer plant explosion, plans for the handling of wildfires in the state, and... uh, erm... I forget the third one.
2013-05-10 12:21:40 PM  
Mr. President, I've got a couple of Colt 45s with our names on it!

Right on, my man.
2013-05-10 12:24:37 PM  
Obama: "Hey RIck, heard you needed some disaster aid so I brought it with me, and all you have to do is say "please" where the reporters can hear.  Now when you ask, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride farking with you. fark pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that shiat.  This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfarkers. Motherfarkers who think their poltical careers will age like wine. If you mean you'll always be able to squeeze a few bucks from Fox News viewers anytime you want?  You will.   If you mean you'll ever get to be president?  You won't.
2013-05-10 12:24:58 PM  
Perry:  "Welcome, Mr. President"
President:  "Thank you, it is good to be here"

/too obscure?
2013-05-10 12:27:12 PM  
You see that man to your left with the inflated buttocks? Get me his sunglasses!
2013-05-10 12:29:30 PM  
Perry: I thought you would be shorter, like George W. Bush
Obama: I thought you would be taller, like George W. Bush.
2013-05-10 12:33:53 PM  
Perry: "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?They're a little melty but DAMN are they exquisite."
2013-05-10 12:34:57 PM  
C'mon, do "Anyway you want it" and then segway in to "Lights"

That's Steve Perry, Mister President.

Well this is going to be a boring trip.
2013-05-10 12:38:58 PM  
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today. Lets dress Perry in a suit and get him elected. Hey, where did he go?Ferb: *shrugs*

/sounded better in my head
2013-05-10 12:52:38 PM  
The Secret Service agent notices a joy buzzer in Gov. Perry's hand and is about to go into action.
2013-05-10 01:19:35 PM  
As Governor Perry made a beeline for the president's genitals, the secret service stood by and watched as the president was forced to defend himself from this madman.
2013-05-10 01:19:39 PM  
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"Ah Mr President, coming to see how a REAL government's run?"
"Yeah yeah, remember who got out of the primaries..."

/now with voting
2013-05-10 01:25:14 PM  
"Oh god, what do I do?  I've heard about these people's complex handshakes.  Better play it straight and see where it goes."

/i notice Perry can barely conceal his loathing
2013-05-10 02:22:19 PM  
Hey, Benson!
Yo, Tom Brady!
2013-05-10 02:23:49 PM  
Perry: Welcome to Texas, Mr. Presi... why are you saluting? Ohhh...
2013-05-10 02:26:07 PM  
Perry: I hate you... my base hates you, but as the Gov of Texas, I have to shake your hand as a formality. I just hope the picture from the guy to my right does not end up on fark.com

Obama: That photographer works for freerepublic.com. This is bad news, for you.
2013-05-10 02:41:19 PM  
Out to prove whether or not everything is bigger in Texas, the president is greeted by Governor Perry before today's much anticipated "Measuring Meeting"
2013-05-10 02:44:29 PM  
Obama:  What?  No laurel?
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