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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Teacha The Hutt charged with sex crimes involving a 13 year-old student who texted her and said he had a problem with his penis, and since she's the school sex-ed teacher, she promptly administered a thorough oral examination   ( dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Cedar Hill Independent School District, Cedar Hill, sex crimes, alumni, middle schools, teachers  
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2013-05-09 01:18:23 PM  
OH hell NO!
2013-05-09 02:10:03 PM  
She wasn't trying to give oral sex. She was trying to eat it.
2013-05-09 02:30:18 PM  

markie_farkie: PapaChester: Sweet mutton chops, lady.

Yeah because if she waxed those farking Elvis chops off, she'd be a real looker!

One could certainly look...
2013-05-09 03:04:31 PM  

hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...

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2013-05-09 03:12:30 PM  
I'm gonna toss out a wild guess that the 'victim' is black.
2013-05-09 04:26:59 PM  

Captain Dan: ... a problem he told her he was having with his penis.  The student says Mints told him she would need to see it and asked him to meet her at school to show it to her.

This teacher is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.

In her defense, it's a pretty good pickup line. I'ma try that sometime.
2013-05-09 10:06:49 PM  
Saw "Teacha the Hutt" in headline, knew exactly what I was getting in to, clicked anyway...

/The fark is wrong with me?
//The fark is wrong with me that I want to take a run at her anyway?
///Yes, I have been drinking; why do you ask?
2013-05-10 12:39:03 AM  


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