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(Charleston Daily Mail)   Man dies after shooting down power lines for their copper. At a certain point isn't it just easier to get a real job?   ( dailymail.com) divider line
    More: Fail, electrocution, Fayette County  
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2013-05-09 12:00:47 AM  
9 votes:
You'll never take me alive, copper!
2013-05-08 09:11:56 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-05-09 07:56:59 AM  
2 votes:
Well played ads.....well played....

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2013-05-09 12:10:14 AM  
2 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Resistance is futile!

But only if the material is cooled to around -220 degrees Celcius.
2013-05-09 12:04:36 AM  
2 votes:
Resistance is futile!

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2013-05-08 11:18:36 PM  
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: What advice would you give for an aspiring meth addict?

Switch to oxycontin, become an am radio star?
2013-05-08 11:17:36 PM  
2 votes:

impaler: Wife's cousin had a house he's fixing up gutted for copper. He figured the amount of time they spent for the amount of copper they got was close to minimum wage.

2013-05-08 11:15:28 PM  
2 votes:
You sound like you have experience at this. What advice would you give for an aspiring meth addict?

Buy local, buy USA.  Don't give your money to the international drug cartels.  Every dollar you spend on your local cook is a dollar he can spend in the local economy.  Keeps people employed.  I call this the trickle up effect.
2013-05-08 08:52:00 PM  
2 votes:
Try juggling a job and crack addiction, judgemitter.
2013-05-09 01:33:42 AM  
1 vote:

Kahabut: violentsalvation: Aren't those lines aluminum?


Please don't take up electrical engineering.

So... what are they? *grabs rifle*
2013-05-09 12:05:09 AM  
1 vote:
This is why I only steal copper from lobster blood.
2013-05-08 11:22:58 PM  
1 vote:
Charleston Daily Fail?

Those damn Brits finally saw how popular their dumb articles are on this site and how much traffic they receive from the smoking hot trollbait they finally set up shop in this country!
2013-05-08 10:59:43 PM  
1 vote:
They could have made a lot more money by broadcasting this live and charging pay-per-view.
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