remus: They could have made a lot more money by broadcasting this live and charging pay-per-view.
Tatsuma: Try juggling a job and crack addiction, judgemitter.
impaler: Wife's cousin had a house he's fixing up gutted for copper. He figured the amount of time they spent for the amount of copper they got was close to minimum wage.
hardinparamedic: What advice would you give for an aspiring meth addict?
Godscrack: Switch to oxycontin, become an am radio star?
beautifulbob: Every dollar you spend on your local cook is a dollar he can spend in the local economy.
KrispyKritter: couple of genius brothers in wifes hometown ignored warning signs galore, scaled several fences to get up onto some power plant equipment where they came in contact with the wrong wire. morans were nearly killed, lost toes, hospital galore.they sued successfully and had a windfall of big cash. pissed it all away on hot rods and drugs. few years later one of those assholes killed a guy for a little bag of weed, did a few years for it. pure scum.
DanZero: Charleston Daily Fail?Those damn Brits finally saw how popular their dumb articles are on this site and how much traffic they receive from the smoking hot trollbait they finally set up shop in this country
Pointy Tail of Satan: Resistance is futile!
farkingismybusiness: You'll never take me alive, copper!
Mrbogey: High tension power lines aren't copper. Copper stretches if pulled under high tension. IIRC high tension is steel reinforced aluminum.
Disappearing Hitchhiker: Was it even copper wire? Was it?
DinsdalePiranha: Naturally, Chuck Norris survives.
violentsalvation: Aren't those lines aluminum?
Kahabut: violentsalvation: Aren't those lines aluminum?No.Please don't take up electrical engineering.
violentsalvation: Kahabut: violentsalvation: Aren't those lines aluminum?No.Please don't take up electrical engineering.So... what are they? *grabs rifle*
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