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(International Business Times)   Tiger Woods got blackout drunk and fell down a flight of stairs at a Met Gala after-party   ( ibtimes.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Tiger Woods, Met gala, afterparty, Facebook Messages, Boom Boom Room, Lindsey Vonn  
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2013-05-08 03:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
This is why I'm glad I'm not famous.
2013-05-08 05:40:36 PM  
1 vote:

Triumph: I trip on stairs sober.
/size 13 feet

I hear that. farking planet's built for people who tip over too easily.
/when I shop for shoes, it's like the aisle is full of Raptors.
2013-05-08 04:56:41 PM  
1 vote:
What is this?

An "after party" story that isn't one of those odius "Features Partner" abominations?

What's the world coming to?
2013-05-08 04:16:46 PM  
1 vote:

douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.

She's giving up 2-3 years of her life to find a way to marry him and then have him inevitably commit adultery again to get a good chunk of his assets. That's basically going to probably mean she'll get $30/year. What a dumb broad!
2013-05-08 04:11:49 PM  
1 vote:
He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.
2013-05-08 03:23:10 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Tiger,

I will probably be as jealous of your far-in-the-future death-by-fourway-with-limber-Vegas-strippers as I am your current life.

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2013-05-08 03:19:57 PM  
1 vote:
submitter's choice of words is intended to remind everyone that Tiger Woods is black

/we get it
2013-05-08 03:08:24 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Tiger,
Events like that are sure to get your woman's engine fired up.  You should have stayed sober, gone home, and then disappointed Lindsey repeatedly until the next morning.
2013-05-08 03:06:40 PM  
1 vote:
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