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(USA Today)   Dear Cleveland police. 911 calls from neighbors about naked women being lead around on dog leashes MIGHT just be nothing more than a really swinging S&M party, but you still maybe oughta send a car by to check it out   ( usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Cleveland Police, Cleveland, Gina DeJesus, Ariel Castro, law enforcement officials, nudities, Department of Public Safety  
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2013-05-08 12:58:13 PM  
3 votes:

SithLord: PunGent: SithLord: Magorn: SithLord: Who cares.  It's old news now.  What these men did shouldn't be a crime.  They were merely acting out their fantasies in the privacy of their own home.  They should be praised for coming out as doms.  What they did was not morally corrupt.  They should be allowed to marry their subs.  Praise the Cleveland police for not prying in the lives of private citizens and letting them carry on their business.

Kids should fear guns, not innocent kidnappers who just want to get their jollies.  What is wrong with the close-minded tea-tards?

hey look another "Conservative" who fails to understand the phrase "between CONSENTING adults"   HMM, maybe THAT's why Republicans are always going on about rape, because they just can;t wrap thier head around the concept?

Another liberal who doesn't understand I used your side's talking points when stating how morally corrupt this country has become.

If you're not trolling, kindly pick a decade in this nation's history when you think we were less 'morally corrupt'.

Any decade prior to the 60s.

Leave it to Beaver wasn't a documentary.
2013-05-08 12:48:47 PM  
2 votes:
SO to get away with basically anything, you just have to not open the door when the police knock?
2013-05-08 07:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
I see the tards are still acting like this a politics thread. Why don't you go shove your favorite political animal mascot up your ass, and leave the adults to talk about this case. There's a whole tab where you can display your stupidity like a peacock.
2013-05-08 04:35:27 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: The_Gallant_Gallstone: I would feel like I might need new drapes.

I wiped my dick on the old ones, so...yeah.

Cthulhu is still pissed about that, too...
2013-05-08 03:34:47 PM  
1 vote:
I know I'm late to the party but I'm just gonna leave this right here.

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2013-05-08 01:29:32 PM  
1 vote:
naked women on leashes crawling on all fours
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/1 ticket, please
2013-05-08 12:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
I bet if someone told the police there was weed in that house, the SWAT team would have surrounded the place immediately.
2013-05-08 12:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

cchris_39: Diverting resources from traffic enforcement to actually fight crime?

look, if officers investigated every little phone call, they'd have to write more reports, and that would take away from fighting against traffic offenses.

what are you, some kind of anarchist?
2013-05-08 12:49:34 PM  
1 vote:

Anastacya: Please, Cleveland PD ignored a serial killer for years. There were abuse reports made by "crackheads" and "hookers" so they were not followed-up, and a madman was able to kill several women and keep their bodies in his home. The caveat? The complaints about rancid meat were traced to the meat factory down the street, so the health department cited them and they paid to have all new drainage systems installed. When the smells didn't stop, they kept fining the meat plant... all the while the bodies of seven women were decomposing in a house... including a few in the back yard, and because the people who tried to report it were "nobodies" the CPD didn't even inspect the house when the guy claimed it was a lover's quarrel.

Cleveland Police sucks. So glad that I escaped.

Did Charles Ramsey bust the door open for you?
2013-05-08 12:44:16 PM  
1 vote:
I enjoy S&M parties. That's when I mix my Skittles and M&M's, right?
2013-05-08 12:22:21 PM  
1 vote:

colinspooky: Yep, too many people enjoy thing others find unusual. If the police were called every time, doughnut stores would go broke across your whole nation, with the resulting job losses across associated businesses

Exactly. Like another poster said, a very small minority women enjoy simulated rape, so the police should stop responding to reported rapes because it is probably just one of them. A small number of other people enjoy playing "fight club" so they should also stop responding to reported assaults as well. Contacting the parties involved to ensure that they are all consenting would take waaaay too much work, so it is best to assume that they are in the minority who do consent to such things.
2013-05-08 12:21:28 PM  
1 vote:
At least the police are doing the next best thing, denying they were called.
2013-05-08 12:09:54 PM  
1 vote:
This was in the back yard of a residential neighborhood.  Yes the police can "check into it" without trampling your dog-collar-wearing fetish rights.

Then they can mark you down as _______ and won't come out to your house every night. Do people really have sex in the backyard so often that they need not ever be disturbed?
2013-05-08 12:09:48 PM  
1 vote:
I don't even want to imagine the beating you'd catch for accidently coming on a cop.
2013-05-08 11:59:43 AM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: If your neighbor was a batshiat fundie who though blow jobs were a form of coercion, caught a glimpse through your drapes, and called the cops on you every goddamn time you got a blow job, how would that make you feel about things?

I would feel like I might need new drapes.
2013-05-08 11:58:45 AM  
1 vote:
Pics or it didn't happen.
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