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2013-05-08 02:34:24 PM  
4 votes:
When a pretty little black cat runs into a white man's arms, you know something gotta be wrong.Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway!
2013-05-08 01:19:14 PM  
2 votes:
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Why did they name him after a car?

2013-05-08 04:52:21 PM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: How many versions of that thing are there? I'm only familiar with the cartoon. The song in that one goes:

That's the chorus it is a folk song written in the 1800s there are probably 1000 versus written over the years that is one I remember from Boy Scout camp in the 80s

/back when Scouts was about pyromania, guns, and stupid canoe stunts.
2013-05-08 03:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
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Well I tried to tell you so (yes I did),
But I guess you didn't know,
As the saddest story goes,
Baby, now I got the flow,
'Cause I know it from the start,
Baby, when you broke my heart,
That I had to come again,
And show you that I'm with.

You lied to me,
All those times I said that I loved you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I tried, yes, I tried,
You lied to me,
Even though you know I'd die for you,
You lied to me,
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried.

Return of the cat,
It is,
Return of the cat,
Come on,
Return of the cat,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be back,
Here I am.
2013-05-08 03:02:12 PM  
1 vote:
It's been done.

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2013-05-08 01:31:25 PM  
1 vote:
The cat came back
Thought she was a goner
But the cat came back
Tor it wouldn't stay away
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