orange whip: My friend has a name for metal bands with screaming (read: not singing) front men: Cock Rock cuz only 14-25 year old men like that shiat
Cheron: I think the receptionist where I work hires out for stuff like this. She really isn't that bad of a person, just years of working the phones and talking to salespeople have made here a little morally flexible.
topcon: This is why I always outsource my murder-for-hire plots to Indian subcontractors.
Lemmy Kilmister: no talent, no merit.
Carn: No Time To Explain: Zombie Eater: More like "As I Lay Crying", am I right?And why do all the singers in metal sound like Cookie Monster?They sound like dying moose or something/if you're gonna sound like cookie monster, then we may as well write a song about cookiesGot five band members to feed.
ObscureNameHere: topcon: This is why I always outsource my murder-for-hire plots to Indian subcontractors.That would be an interesting call...*brrrrng!*"Thanks be to you for calling Wee-kill--um industries. My name is Ghar---uh, "Steve". How may I help you?""Yeah, look, I need a job done quick.""Very much to be understood sir! May I have your Criminal Client card number?""What? No, look, I need to--""May I have your Criminal Client card number?""I don't HAVE a Criminal Client number yet, I ---""Ah, very good sir! I am transferring your call to Sales....""Nooooooo!"
Lemmy Kilmister: No Time To Explain: Lemmy Kilmister: Please.that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.Don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics?Nicki Minaj must be a true poet/I keed, partially//lot of good metal bands that have understandable, thought provoking/meaningful lyrics, and many where it's instrumental///love me my metalRob Halford singsDio sangDoro Pesch singsthis asshole just screamsno talent, no merit.
FARK rebel soldier: [flowingdata.com image 850x386]Madame Chancellor Mister President, ve must not allow... a metal gap!
No Time To Explain: Well, there goes the next Austrian Death Machine album
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