Plant Rights Activist: hitman is just a terrible idea for a job. What are people willing to pay to off people? $10k? Whoopty freakin' do. You'd need to off 100 people just to get the 1 mil to retire and that's if you aren't looking at any business expenses. High risk low payout. Even if they can pay you a decent amount to do it how do you guarantee payment? It's not like you can take someone to court if they decide not to pay you and really, how often are people going to need repeat business?
Cheron: I think the receptionist where I work hires out for stuff like this. She really isn't that bad of a person, just years of working the phones and talking to salespeople have made here a little morally flexible.
offacue: A lot of people who go to prison find Jesus and turn their life around. Maybe he will be one of the lucky ones.
Lemmy Kilmister: No Time To Explain: Lemmy Kilmister: Please.that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.Don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics?Nicki Minaj must be a true poet/I keed, partially//lot of good metal bands that have understandable, thought provoking/meaningful lyrics, and many where it's instrumental///love me my metalRob Halford singsDio sangDoro Pesch singsthis asshole just screamsno talent, no merit.
Desquamation: No Time To Explain: Well, there goes the next Austrian Death Machine albumNah... We'll just have to wait 2 to 10 years for it.Brutal.
Lemmy Kilmister: Please.that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.
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