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(Orlando Sentinel)   Man plays game of ding dong ditch, emphasis on the dong   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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5977 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2013 at 12:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-08 01:05:35 PM  
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emphasis on the dong

I suppose it wouldn't be Fark otherwise.
2013-05-08 12:45:04 PM  
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I wonder what kind of conversati9on you have with yourself just prior to exposing your manhood to an unwilling audience?

"I don't know, she might be an undercover cop...but she's gorgeous. I'd ask her out, but I don't get paid until next Friday. Ask to exchange numbers? Naw, she might not be interested because my shoes aren't new and I don't have on my good clothes. Shiat, this will be the only chance that I'll have to show her what I'm packing. I'm sure once she sees my flaccid man meat, she'll immediately get as moist as velvet cupcake and it'll be just the ice breaker I've been looking for. Sexy time, here I come!"
2013-05-08 11:44:50 AM  
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