Aarontology: Why don't you pussies just start calling him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Englebert Slaptyback: AarontologyWhy don't you pussies just start calling him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?Voldemort?
Mega Steve: Diogenes: Well, he still seems to have crazy eyes. But that was an awful lot of meticulous planning for a crazy defense.You don't have to be sane to be smart.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "I have some hostages, and they are tied up in a sack at the top of a flag pole. I'm going to blow them up at midnight, unless I get these three demands:ONE! I want a million dollars!TWO: I want a getaway car waiting for me! andTHREE: I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, so if they catch you, you can plead insanity.Hah, getaway car."-Steve Martin
nekom: I approve of calling him Sideshow Bob. His name is irrelevant. Whether he dies in prison, gets the needle or dies in a looney bin, I don't care.
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