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2013-05-08 09:17:45 AM  
Puppies are what you get when you realize that children are evil little time-sucks that ruin your life and spend all your money.
2013-05-08 09:18:51 AM  
FTA Study: being sufficiently cute is the first step towards a pivotal commitment.

2013-05-08 09:23:32 AM  
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2013-05-08 09:28:59 AM  
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.
2013-05-08 09:40:47 AM  
Word of warning, sweater puppies increase babies
2013-05-08 09:43:03 AM  

Cheron: Word of warning, sweater puppies increase babies

Could I perhaps get an example of said puppies?
2013-05-08 09:53:36 AM  
I did not understand what that article was trying to say at all.

my sis has a 10 wk old, and god is that baby boring. Give me a puppy anyday.
2013-05-08 09:54:10 AM  
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Approves, and recommends honeyed dormice as a side dish
2013-05-08 09:57:04 AM  
Puppies are cute and cuddly. Babies are creepy and annoying.
2013-05-08 10:01:46 AM  
Babies stink, puppies smell warm and fuzzy. Much easier to house-train as well.
2013-05-08 10:01:48 AM  

Hand Banana: Puppies are cute and cuddly. Babies are creepy and annoying.

And smelly and expensive and ungrateful and more time-consuming and harder to train and....

/ babies are awful
// and your baby is not cute
2013-05-08 10:03:47 AM  
Great headline. Wife and I are chuckling.
2013-05-08 10:42:18 AM  
Babies are the worst.  Gross. No redeeming qualities besides being a tender roast.
Puppies are the best.  Give me a basket full of em!
2013-05-08 10:50:44 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

I love kids too .... I do mine on the slow smoker out back. Let's trade recipes
2013-05-08 10:54:36 AM  
Given enough of this, I will try just about anything.

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/is convinced people on my facebook list have NO clue how hideous their kids are.
2013-05-08 11:00:56 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

You're a monster. People like you shouldn't be allowed to live.

/Children are naturally salty
//like bringing ketchup to a five star restaurant
2013-05-08 11:09:10 AM  
I'd rather look at video of a puppy being skinned and turned inside out than look at a picture of a baby.
2013-05-08 11:19:26 AM  
There's a restaurant in China that serves both....
2013-05-08 12:02:19 PM  
Puppies are usually fine, it's their owner that are terribly annoying.
2013-05-08 12:45:11 PM  
Albert Fish
Fair warning, you can't unread it.
2013-05-08 02:33:16 PM  
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2013-05-08 03:53:54 PM  
I must confess, my ovaries started itching around 24, instead of getting married and knocked up I adopted a cat and she fills that "want baby" feeling in me.
2013-05-08 04:12:08 PM  
Meh. I've never found human infants cute, nor most puppies (the problem there being that they grow up into dogs, and I'm extremely cynophobic about anything larger than, say, a Corgi)... that said, I'll take a puppy over an infant any time. Chicks/ducklings or baby rabbits or the like will always make me squee uncharacteristically, though.

/I still say that the 'biological clock' is a damned myth
2013-05-08 04:21:18 PM  
OK, where's the pics of the cute puppies!!?????

I feel cheated.
2013-05-08 08:42:25 PM  
Puppies make great starter babies, for any of you farker couples contemplating starting a human family.
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