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(WTSP)   "Walmart security will never see these four laptops I am trying to boost hidden under this cat food"   ( divider line
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5421 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2013 at 9:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-08 09:07:10 AM  
"He would then leave the store without paying for either of them."

So wait, he stole the cat food also? Great plan.
2013-05-08 09:23:45 AM  
Wow. Just when I thought the country couldn't sink any lower in the intelligence department, Florida comes along with this.
2013-05-08 09:35:39 AM  
Actually if he had only stolen 1 it may have worked.
2013-05-08 09:45:31 AM  
I have a child who works at a large store that name may or may not start with a W and end in almart. He was telling me how people were hopping on bikes and basically riding them out the fire exit. Once the alarm sounds it's like a two minute warning call for other shoplifters to make for the door and a race for the manager to get there and re-lock the door. We did have a discussion about laptops being stolen and if I remember correctly we came to the conclusion that any laptops that were stolen had to be done by an employee since the laptop is never supposed to be handed to the customer until the payment is made. I was blown away at the amount of theft the store he works at has, and then equally blown away with the amount of theft they would find acceptable.
2013-05-08 09:52:18 AM  
Could be worse.

Around heah, ol' Wally thinks that if they unload meat and keep it under a propane tank outside for 2 hours before taking it in to store, nobody will notice.
2013-05-08 01:48:47 PM  
That might actually work if you paid for the cat food and didn't get greedy.  Slip the items in between two 50 pounds of catfood and head for the checkout line.  Hope the drone working the line just leans over to scan the catfood without taking it out of the cart.
2013-05-08 05:31:21 PM  
WTF? Why wouldn't he pay for the cat food? It's a stupid plan but at least pay for the damn cat food so that, in the unlikely event that the plan actually works, you get away scott free.
2013-05-08 08:37:47 PM  
FTA: Detectives arrested a man Monday who they say stole four laptop computers from a Spring Hill Walmart store on two occasions.

How many computers were stolen in total? 4 * 2?
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