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(WFTV Orlando)   McDonald's: Thanks for all the free air time. We'll be in touch and perhaps chat over a Heineken   ( wftv.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Mcdonald, Heineken, air times, Ohio, Gina DeJesus  
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2013-05-08 09:38:59 AM  
2 votes:
Be a "To-Go Hero" - Take your meal home and keep an eye out for people in distress!

"To-Go Hero" Happy Meal - with Charles Ramsey action figure!

Super size it to a "To-Go Super Hero" meal for only $1 more!
2013-05-08 09:30:58 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe his own line of ribs?
2013-05-08 09:29:40 AM  
2 votes:
They may have found their Jared Fogle.  Instead of slimming him down they will attempt to transform him into a ho hum articulate suburbanite who only eats at the golden arches.
2013-05-08 12:31:41 PM  
1 vote:
They're probably going to sue him for using the McDonald's brand name without permission.  They're just luring him in with their sweet words, then BOOM, lawsuit.  That's how Golden Arch-Villians work.
2013-05-08 12:15:23 PM  
1 vote:

NutWrench: Right now, someone at McDonalds is trying to work "Dead Giveaway" or "Big Testicles" into a product pitch.

What do you think is in the burgers?

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2013-05-08 09:41:59 AM  
1 vote:
I think McDonald's needs to do a dramatic recreation, with Charles Ramsey's character doing everything he actually did, as described, while eating his Big Mac in one hand the entire commercial.  At the end, it just says, "Don't put it down."
2013-05-08 09:36:06 AM  
1 vote:

abfalter: Someone register givehomefreemcd4life.com, stat.   Get a petition going...

giveHIMfreemcd4life.  Sigh...
2013-05-08 09:35:57 AM  
1 vote:
Mcdonalds:  "We'll give you the shiats for free for the rest of your life!"
2013-05-08 09:35:29 AM  
1 vote:
Someone register givehomefreemcd4life.com, stat.   Get a petition going...
2013-05-08 09:29:16 AM  
1 vote:
Bravo to their PR department.
2013-05-08 09:29:14 AM  
1 vote:
If he gets a infinity-free-meal pass or whatever from the McD, he'll be dead from congestive heart failure or some other shiat within a year.

/Give the bro some coin.
//Not fries
2013-05-08 09:28:34 AM  
1 vote:
Wow! They finally found Lootie! I hear McDonalds offered him free meals for life over this, too!
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