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(KOLO TV Reno)   You're driving near a casino when you notice you've been shot in the head. Do you A) Call 911, B) Jump out and flag down the nearest motorist, Or C) Calmly drive up to valet parking? To be fair though, they have a hell of a buffet   ( divider line
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2013-05-08 09:41:31 AM  
Achievement unlocked, Ain't that a kick in the head
2013-05-08 09:43:32 AM  
What, subby, you think he should have to park himself with a bullet in his head?
2013-05-08 09:54:07 AM  
2013-05-08 09:58:22 AM  
Does the buffet include BRAAAAAAAAINS?
2013-05-08 09:58:48 AM  
Maybe the bullet hit the part of his brain that remembered how to use a phone?

2013-05-08 11:09:16 AM  
Shock. It's a hell of a drug.
2013-05-08 11:13:20 AM  
Seems like a very logical thing to do.

Stopping in the middle of flowing traffic, getting out, and running around screaming at other drivers as blood pours down your body seems like a better idea to subby?

I really hate people who cant handle themselves in sudden unexpected scenarios.
2013-05-08 11:43:32 AM  
Are you OK?
You've been shot in the head
And I'm holding your brains
The old woman said
So I drink in the shadows
Of an evening sky
See nothing at all
2013-05-08 01:24:05 PM  
To be fair, it can be difficult to notice something like that when you're in Vegas
2013-05-08 03:49:21 PM  
I recall reading about a woman who was driving in a hot car, heard a bang, and felt goo on her head. She thought it was brain tissue and she'd been shot, but it was a tube of biscuit dough that exploded in the bag behind her.
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