teto85: Well, bless her heart.
FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?
Albert911emt: jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -Because freedumb of religion is only valid if it's Christianity we're fighting for.
LordBeavis: Her IMDB bio looks like it was written by someone who is borderline illiterate or a troll (maybe both). "Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club."Victoria was raised in a Bible-believing, piano-playing, gymnastic home with no TV. Her dad was a gym coach so she competed in gymnastics from age 5 to age l8. Was a cheerleader, and a homecoming queen. Attended Florida Bible College; received gymnastic scholarship to Furman Univ., attended Auburn Univ. one year and ended up in Hollywood, California via summer-stock in Alabama, where she met Johnny Crawford of The Rifleman. Crawford put her in his night club act, and later sent her a one-way ticket to the show-biz capital. Supporting herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society, and waitress at a retirement hotel, she performed stand up comedy for 2 years until _The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson_ (1962) put her act (which consisted of her doing a handstand while reciting poetry) on national TV. Following her 22 appearances with Johnny, she starred in many movies and TV shows, most notably Saturday Night Live. In l99l she re-united with her high school sweetheart, married him, and moved to Florida where he's a police helicopter pilot. As a mother of two, homemaking is her priority now, but she's always available to perform ...if the price is right! She just recorded a children's album called "Ukelele Lady" by Choo Choo Records, available in record stores now. She's compiling an album of her original songs, i.e. "I Am Not A Bimbo", and Where Do You Draw the Line Between Love and Adultery?", to sell on the Internet. Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club.
bdub77: Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.It's been done before.[archrecord.construction.com image 650x500]
jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?Victoria Jackson (R)Please let it happen.The lulz...
TheRameres: She's... she's just a big troll, right? I mean, anyone that was in UHF can't be this derpa-derp...Right?
trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.
show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)
trappedspirit: Did I miss something? What's so bad about her?
RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.
bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?
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