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(Mirror.co.uk)   Motorist accused of exposing himself to girls tells court he was just applying ointment -- furiously applying ointment   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sick, David Acres, Motorist accused, Northants, creams, Warwickshire, motorists  
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2013-05-08 08:01:43 AM  
2 votes:
Who told him to put the balm on?
2013-05-08 10:51:01 AM  
1 vote:
Applying ointment?  Doesn't ring a bell.

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2013-05-08 06:42:00 AM  
1 vote:
Judge Alan Parker, who said he did not accept Acres' basis of plea, adjourned the case for a "trial of issue".

More like a "trial of tissue" - amiright?
2013-05-08 06:14:46 AM  
1 vote:
That's the chav I saw on the Telly fiddling his bangers and mash, wot wot.
2013-05-08 05:08:48 AM  
1 vote:

TsarTom: I don't believe I've ever furiously masturbated.

Angrily, HELLS YEAH! But who hasn't?

You've never lived until you've been tied up and made to shoot blanks.

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