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2013-05-08 05:00:43 AM  
6 votes:
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That woman is hideous...but whats Slash doing in the photos too?
2013-05-08 03:29:54 AM  
3 votes:
Why the wide face?
2013-05-08 03:26:12 AM  
3 votes:
Did someone open the Arc of the Covenent in here?
2013-05-08 05:25:04 AM  
2 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: Her face has a certain....

*puts on shades*



too early but +1 anywhoo
2013-05-08 04:03:40 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-08 03:45:43 AM  
2 votes:
Her face has a certain....

*puts on shades*


2013-05-08 03:27:58 AM  
2 votes:
God, her anus must be absolutely wrecked.
2013-05-08 03:20:57 AM  
2 votes:
Moisturize me!
2013-05-08 03:20:22 AM  
2 votes:
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
2013-05-07 08:51:51 PM  
2 votes:
or put salt in your eyes
2013-05-08 09:39:47 AM  
1 vote:
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Her big brother agrees
2013-05-08 05:19:32 AM  
1 vote:
Seems like a candidate for FARK's daily 'smoking hot' hoax.
2013-05-08 04:24:42 AM  
1 vote:
FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.
2013-05-08 03:39:16 AM  
1 vote:
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Hellllllooooo sexy...
2013-05-08 03:34:40 AM  
1 vote:
Didn't I laugh at this on 4chan years ago?
2013-05-08 03:30:42 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?

I prefer black caulk.
2013-05-08 03:29:33 AM  
1 vote:
Hate to say this but she's probably way more screwed up on the inside.
2013-05-08 02:43:32 AM  
1 vote:
But, it's still OK for that lady with the huge Adam's apple down the block to inject my butt with fix-a-flat?  Isn't it?  We have another appointment in two hours.
2013-05-07 11:58:52 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, it can't be that ba... *hork*
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