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(WFSB Connecticut)   If you are trying to sell your home and have an Open House, you probably shouldn't leave $26,000 in jewelry laying around   ( wfsb.com) divider line
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2013-05-07 10:00:02 PM  
4 votes:
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Has no idea what you are talking about.
2013-05-07 09:18:30 PM  
3 votes:
This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.
2013-05-07 09:41:25 PM  
2 votes:
Well then good news! There isn't $26,000 in jewelry laying around any more.
2013-05-07 09:25:37 PM  
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BigLuca: This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.

That would be sort of amusing, I guess, but that could get you into trouble. What you could do, and I don't know why this occurred to me, is go to other people's open houses at the start of the day and leave bottles of "Oxy" filled with whatever around...
2013-05-07 09:17:47 PM  
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Jument: Did subby capitalize Open House just to irritate me?

/it's working

I know, right? I wish they'd just
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2013-05-07 11:47:59 PM  
1 vote:

Tellurium: Are you saying that the house was asking to get robbed?

Wearing it's valuables out like that and inviting anyone to take a look.  Slutty little house was just asking for it.
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