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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Our long national nightmare is finally over: Lay's chooses chip flavor contest winner   ( dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Cheesy Garlic Bread, Land O'Lakes, nightmares, flavors, maple syrup, Frito-Lay, crisps  
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2013-05-07 04:50:08 PM  
7 votes:
Well crap, I voted for Tuna Roquefort Peppermint flavor..  Guess I'll be waiting a while for that one..
2013-05-07 04:50:55 PM  
6 votes:
2013-05-07 09:08:23 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-07 08:47:47 PM  
3 votes:

poot_rootbeer: ...CREAM PIE!!!

*culturally diverse flash mob begins dancing and does not throw any cream pies*

Internet Pro-tip: Do not search for Cream Pie with safe-search off.
2013-05-07 08:40:08 PM  
3 votes:
Anchovies and Epsom salts lost?
2013-05-07 08:34:57 PM  
3 votes:



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2013-05-07 07:13:23 PM  
3 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I would have bet money on the trashiest, most "Idiocracy"-like flavor -- chicken and waffles. Glad I didn't put money on it.

I put enough Sriracha in my cooking. I don't need chips with it.

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2013-05-07 09:24:32 PM  
2 votes:
Damn it! I was sure my Smegma & Placenta BBQ recipe would be a winner.
2013-05-07 08:34:04 PM  
2 votes:
My flavor submission lost big time. Back to making money selling myself on craigslist.
2013-05-07 08:33:25 PM  
2 votes:
Wow. Garlic and cheese on potatoes? What will they think of next???
2013-05-07 07:37:50 PM  
2 votes:
And it's about time. I was absolutely getting sick of this creepy-ass bad photoshop popping up on my FB:

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2013-05-08 12:56:24 AM  
1 vote:

Pointy Tail of Satan: Are there any cold flavored chips? I mean, hot around where I live, it's kinda run of the mill.

Mmm... Menthol potato chips...
2013-05-08 12:37:08 AM  
1 vote:
So just buy some Siracha and pour it on. Problem solved.
THIS. Y'alll are too lazy to get a little salt and vinegar, or pepper, or BBQ sauce or seasoned salt and put it on your chips? methinks it's time to step off the Rascal and take a few laps around the divan, Lumpy.
2013-05-07 10:10:56 PM  
1 vote:
I nominated Potato flavor. Oh well... maybe someday.
2013-05-07 10:09:44 PM  
1 vote:
The most boring flavor wins.

America is predictable as always.
2013-05-07 09:33:07 PM  
1 vote:
I like how everyone is going along with the idea that this was a real contest.

It must have all started at a meeting when somebody said, "Okay, who's got a plan for how we can promote cheese and garlic potato chips?"
2013-05-07 09:24:41 PM  
1 vote:
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To be fair, though, after about 6 chips you will no longer have taste buds that function.
2013-05-07 09:06:30 PM  
1 vote:
Crap.  I guess my submission of "Gin & Tonic" flavor didnt get in on time.
2013-05-07 09:04:28 PM  
1 vote:
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One whiff of your fingers and she'll come running back for more.
2013-05-07 09:00:40 PM  
1 vote:
The Sriracha flavored chips do sound like a great idea but I mainly eat chips when I'm high and don't have enough money in my budget for macadamia nuts and canteloupe. Macadamia flavored chips is also a rather interesting idea.
2013-05-07 09:00:08 PM  
1 vote:
Why can't Lays get their proverbial shiat together in the US.  Australia and the UK have a much larger variety of chips (crisps).

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2013-05-07 08:48:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-07 08:45:31 PM  
1 vote:


I normally don't pay much attention to your posts, but I'll say this:

I'll hold each of the farkers down in turn while you kick 'em in the nuts for this.

2013-05-07 08:36:29 PM  
1 vote:
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They need to fire that photographer. Was this flash blinded image the only one they had?
2013-05-07 08:35:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'm hungry.
2013-05-07 08:02:34 PM  
1 vote:

pxlboy: Pringles

Now you've done it, here come 200 posts about how "Pringles aren't chips".
2013-05-07 04:59:06 PM  
1 vote:
No Sriracha?  F*ck you, Lay's, and f*ck all of you who voted for cheesy garlic ass chips or whatever.  May you have a massive coronary stuffing your corpulent pie holes while watching "American Idol", you unsophisticated philistines.

Zapp's are way better than Lay's anyway.
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