Why Would I Read the Article: In high school and college, I learned A LOT of shiatty Dave Matthews songs (redundant, I know), and yes, playing things that girls like, even when you're only a C-minus singer like I am, is a great way to get a conversation with girls.The rest is up to you, so if your looks and personality are to up to par, you can still chase her away, but having a talent like guitar or piano is an excellent way to get your foot in the door, and your penis in the backdoor,if ua catch my drift.
SnakeLee: But this technique only works if your a man, women are not seen any more or less attractive if they carry a musical instrument.This study is clearly flawed.
XMark: Man, I can actually play guitar really good. It hasn't helped me one bit!
Lexx: Of more interest is the gym bag reducing your chances. Apparently women don't like jocks?
nickerj1: AlwaysRightBoy: I've lent out some of my dogs to single friends but I'll tell them about the odds with a guitar.I had significant success with my dog. You can immediately start talking to any girl in any situation if you have a dog with you. It is socially acceptable.
AlwaysRightBoy: I've lent out some of my dogs to single friends but I'll tell them about the odds with a guitar.
Nickninja: This kindof stuff is what pisses me off the most. While I spent my formative years learning useful skills and advancing my career potential, I was all alone while douchebags who learned to play guitar got laid. Yes, now that I'm a successful adult I've had plenty of girlfriends, but I will never get back the high school/college years when I could have had wild sex with barely legal girls.
SnakeLee: If you play in a park, on the beach, etc., most of the time people will come up and randomly try to give you a dollar which is super shiatty and annoying.
Pocket Ninja: The most important element of this strategy -- and, truly, this cannot be emphasized enough -- is that once you've gone out and obtained the guitar that you're going to pretend to know how to play, you must develop some effortlessly authentic excuses as to why you cannot simply play on demand. This is more difficult than you might think. One strategy is to cut several of the strings...not all the way, mind you, but just enough that pressure upon them (the sort one might exert with a few "warm up" strums" will cause them to snap. "Damn, I left my replacement string at home." Practice saying that with a slow head shake, a disappointed lip curl. Be disgusted with yourself, and let her try to make you feel better.
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