Sybarite: This glockenspiel on the other hand has done NOTHING for me.
cyberspacedout: I think it's all about showing off your tight G-string.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Guitar players get tail. Lead singers get supermodels
AutumnWind: I guess this works if you're not looking for a long term thing because she'll eventually figure it out. Why not just learn to play the guitar? Though I would still find it a bit annoying that a guy wanted to learn guitar for dates and not because he just wanted to learn something and better himself. I like people who want to do things and gain skills.
Seth'n'Spectrum: Yeah, chicks actually really dig guitars. Here's proof (NSFW)./never helped me one bit
AlwaysRightBoy: I've lent out some of my dogs to single friends but I'll tell them about the odds with a guitar.
Fano: Don't forget to say "Crambone" when it happens.
chubby muppet: Fano: Pocket Ninja: The most important element of this strategy -- and, truly, this cannot be emphasized enough -- is that once you've gone out and obtained the guitar that you're going to pretend to know how to play, you must develop some effortlessly authentic excuses as to why you cannot simply play on demand. This is more difficult than you might think. One strategy is to cut several of the strings...not all the way, mind you, but just enough that pressure upon them (the sort one might exert with a few "warm up" strums" will cause them to snap. "Damn, I left my replacement string at home." Practice saying that with a slow head shake, a disappointed lip curl. Be disgusted with yourself, and let her try to make you feel better.Don't forget to say "Crambone" when it happens.[t2.gstatic.com image 256x144]
scarmig: Oldiron_79: gja: I prefer to show gals my big organ........Impressive, huh?Playing organ is only a useful skill if you know Toccata &Fugue in D minor.I did that too. It is very impressive, but not much for the getting laid bit. People associate you with Phantom of the Opera instead of Casanova.
ambercat: SirHolo:Also, if you're not fat, go to the beach in a G-string. Pick an empty space. You'll wake up from your nap with a collection of women having put their blankets down nearby. It's not about appearance, but probably perceived self-confidence.Are you sure that they don't just think you are gay, and therefor 'safe' to set up their towels next to? I'm actually not trying to be snarky, I've just never heard of women thinking g-strings are a hetero, non-european guy thing.
DreamyAltarBoy: All right, Zull, actually drop it to d
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