Lexx: Of more interest is the gym bag reducing your chances. Apparently women don't like jocks?
SnakeLee: But this technique only works if your a man, women are not seen any more or less attractive if they carry a musical instrument.This study is clearly flawed.
gja: I prefer to show gals my big organ........[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 257x196]Impressive, huh?
cbathrob: See, my problem is that I actually tried to play the guitar, often while sitting in my dorm lounge. Yeah, I was that guy. Sadly, it never got me laid./csb
unfarkingbelievable: gja: I prefer to show gals my big organ........[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 257x196]Impressive, huh?But can you carry it on your back?
cbathrob: See, my problem is that I actually tried to play the guitar, often while sitting in my dorm lounge. Yeah, I was that guy. Sadly, it never got me laid.
Nickninja: This kindof stuff is what pisses me off the most. While I spent my formative years learning useful skills and advancing my career potential, I was all alone while douchebags who learned to play guitar got laid. Yes, now that I'm a successful adult I've had plenty of girlfriends, but I will never get back the high school/college years when I could have had wild sex with barely legal girls.
SnakeLee: If you play in a park, on the beach, etc., most of the time people will come up and randomly try to give you a dollar which is super shiatty and annoying.
schnee: [www.explosm.net image 537x357]
spentmiles: [i39.tinypic.com image 533x553]
studs up: unfarkingbelievable: gja: I prefer to show gals my big organ........[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 257x196]Impressive, huh?But can you carry it on your back?A girl's got to have standards?
AlwaysRightBoy: I've lent out some of my dogs to single friends but I'll tell them about the odds with a guitar.
blatz514: [ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com image 314x223]Ooops.
nickerj1: AlwaysRightBoy: I've lent out some of my dogs to single friends but I'll tell them about the odds with a guitar.I had significant success with my dog. You can immediately start talking to any girl in any situation if you have a dog with you. It is socially acceptable.
BolshyGreatYarblocks: Did anyone notice that the top ten sexiest songs to women are barely tolerable to men, if that?
noitsnot: The meta-rule is "Do stuff that gives you status" (or at least be perceived to do said stuff). Anything that will get a group of people paying attention to you as you either do it, or tell them about doing it.It can be playing guitar, rock climbing, motorcycle racing, just getting back from overseas, winning big in Vegas, opening a brew pub, getting your black belt, whatever.A big step in that direction is not being in your room playing Xbox. Another key feature is to achieve things as an individual - don't get buried in the group.
Jayone: So, what happens when I carry around my three guitars? And can actually play them.
LittleSmitty: "Every Rose has it's Thorn", "Night Moves" and "Wish you were here" served me well enough. It works well on drunk chicks. Actually, the drunker the better. "OMG! I LOOOVE THAT SONG!"It's not like it's some magical thing, it's an icebreaker to get their attention. It's the BOOZE that gets results. The guitar is just to catch their eye.
XMark: Man, I can actually play guitar really good. It hasn't helped me one bit!
TheShavingofOccam123: How about a soprano ukulele across your back? Does that improve or decrease your chances of getting laid?I have a theory based on anecdotal evidence. It's not looking good.
studs up: [pizzabytheslice.com image 470x664]didn't firkin work. What next?
SoupJohnB: Works with a kid in a stroller, too. Pro Tip? Borrow one.
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