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(Washington Post)   Mimes attempt to rob bank and steal ATM in Maryland   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Potomac, backhoes, atm machine, bank robbers, Montgomery County Police  
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2013-05-07 10:43:39 AM  
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ATM Machine
2013-05-07 10:44:21 AM  
2013-05-07 10:45:10 AM  

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ATM Machine

2013-05-07 10:46:35 AM  
Definitely not mimes. Nothing about it being windy. Who wears white before Labor Day (or is it Memorial Day)?

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2013-05-07 10:46:46 AM  
Also wanted for punching a baboon.

// obscure?
2013-05-07 10:47:40 AM  
They made a quiet getaway. But next time they attempt armed robbery, they should use silencers.

/be here all week. Tip your waitress.
2013-05-07 10:47:41 AM  

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ATM Machine

2013-05-07 10:49:02 AM  
Police are now searching for the suspects, who officials said were dressed in black and wearing white gloves.

They could have been English butlers, for all we know. Everyone always assumes it's the French, though.
2013-05-07 10:50:54 AM  
Security photo of suspect trying to steal ATM machine.

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you *never* go ATM.
2013-05-07 10:53:01 AM  
They flipped out like ninjas when the cops spotted them:

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2013-05-07 10:55:05 AM  
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2013-05-07 10:58:10 AM  
Is it necessary to Mirandize a mime?
2013-05-07 10:58:13 AM  
steal ATM

People forget that long ago this is where it all came from, they were just trying to mime for gold.
2013-05-07 10:58:53 AM  
They will have the right remain silent.
2013-05-07 10:59:33 AM  
Hates mimes:
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2013-05-07 11:01:24 AM  

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ATM Machine

What do you think the "M" stands for??
2013-05-07 11:02:33 AM  

DubtodaIll: Is it necessary to Mirandize a mime?

You have the right to remain...er...motionless.
Any gestures you make can and will be used against you.
2013-05-07 11:14:05 AM  

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ATM Machine


2013-05-07 11:19:50 AM  
A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
2013-05-07 11:28:12 AM  
I grew up 1/4 mile off Falls Road in Potomac, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
I have never biked or driven down Falls Road without seeing at least one piece of heavy equipment on someone's property. I'd be willing to bet that the backhoe was not only used to attempt a felony, but was also stolen.
2013-05-07 11:29:30 AM  
Came for Clerks 2 reference, leaving satisfied.
2013-05-07 11:30:04 AM  
Oh any by the way, they weren't WHITE gloves. They were those latex mechanic's gloves, meant to hide fingerprints.
2013-05-07 11:30:27 AM  
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What bank robbing mimes may look like.
2013-05-07 11:41:41 AM  

theotherles: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Forgot the link.

2013-05-07 12:03:42 PM  
When asked for comment, the suspect said "....".
2013-05-07 12:18:21 PM  
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