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(News9 Oklahoma)   No officer, I just decided to take my zamboni on a ride through downtown tonight.. Why do you ask?   ( news9.com) divider line
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2013-05-05 04:00:19 PM  
2013-05-05 04:41:00 PM  
If you're gonna use a zamboni as a getaway vehicle, you need to do it in a location that's below freezing.
2013-05-05 05:38:00 PM  
What the hell are you going to do with a stolen Zamboni?

It's not exactly a multipurpose vehicle.
2013-05-05 06:38:42 PM  
Damn you King of Spain!
2013-05-05 06:39:58 PM  

GGracie: I want to drive a Zamboni!

That's probably what he said....

/The AHL's Barons play at the Cox Center
//They play the same song when they zam the ice.
///It's still the Myriad to me, fark you.
2013-05-05 07:18:02 PM  
Police say he never got the Zamboni out of the building.

No kidding.  Those things have a biatch of a clutch.

I had a coworker who moved to our Texas office. While he was there, he got a job driving the Zamboni for the local minor-league hockey franchise. He bought a used Rolls Royce, beat up and cheap, from an old oilman.  On the Rolls Royce was a bumper sticker that said "My other car is a Zamboni". On the Zamboni was a bumper sticker that said "My other car is a Rolls Royce".
2013-05-06 08:33:44 AM  
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2013-05-06 10:24:37 AM  
You're not sending HIM to the COOLER!
2013-05-06 11:25:12 AM  
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Spencer Holt has seen "Mystery, Alaska" too many times.
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