serpent_sky: You're <i>Israeli</i>? Holy shiat, that explains so much.
akuma976: Wait....whats that Anderson?I'm being told the initial count of 5 is wrong, it is in fact 6 penises
PainInTheASP: I hear that Des Moines has declared martial law and is standing by to be overrun.
Tatsuma: Pretty much. I am an Israeli citizen, therefore I obey all laws of the State of Israel. I'm not going to rush and post things I know on the internet to impress a few strangers for being connected to (rather low-level, really) military knowledge when spewing these things all over the internet would put people in danger, some of them friends of mine. Loose lips sink ships is very real in Israel.
BolshyGreatYarblocks: Speaking of cephalopods, has the psychic World Cup octopus weighed in on who will win? I've got some disposable income, and 401(k)s don't earn what they used to.
NewportBarGuy: Agarista: The US has to avoid condemning Israel's "pre-emptive strikes" or else it would look like a hypocrite due to drone use etc in Pakistan.Yeah, after Iraq, we lost that high ground forever.
Tatsuma: LasersHurt: Well that's... fun. For certain definitions of "fun."Pretty much. I am an Israeli citizen, therefore I obey all laws of the State of Israel. I'm not going to rush and post things I know on the internet to impress a few strangers for being connected to (rather low-level, really) military knowledge when spewing these things all over the internet would put people in danger, some of them friends of mine. Loose lips sink ships is very real in Israel.What I can post about, I certainly will, on the other hand.
dr_blasto: I think Wolf is the Timecube guy.
NewportBarGuy: DEBKAfile is the original WorldNutDaily.They've been spreading disinformation since Geocities and Angelfire made up the bulk of internet pages.I still think CNN needs to consult the Timecube guy if they want to get the full story. I'm sure Wolf has it bookmarked.
Weaver95: they should stop dancing around and either start f*cking or go home and stop wasting everyone's time.
Tatsuma: spiderpaz: You are aware that those countries have purchased enough American fighter jets over the last few decades that they would pose a serious problem for Israel if not for the fact that they'd be cutting their own throats due to the American backlash right? Or are Israeli's THAT naive and arrogant to think they really don't need the US in order to continue going on like they have?The fact that you think Dubai and Qatar and the EU and Yemen would team up to fight Israel just makes me laugh. I am laughing as I type this. Laughing and shaking my head in disbelief.
Techhell: Was it Anderson Cooper or Wolf Blitzer reporting on Ted Turner? If it's Cooper, I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt. If it's Blitzer, I'm going to have to wait for the follow up report "I checked with Dr. Sanjay Gupta and yes, the initial report of five extra penii was inaccurate; the source was simply shaking Mr. Turner's hand and noticed he had fingers."
C18H27NO3: Tatsuma, have you always been over there or have you been to the U.S. at all?No reason for asking really, just curious.
ThrobblefootSpectre: Obama has two unpleasant choices here. Sit back and do nothing while WMDs are used against people, or start another bombing campaign and seriously piss off Iran.
Infernalist: Tatsuma: spiderpaz: You are aware that those countries have purchased enough American fighter jets over the last few decades that they would pose a serious problem for Israel if not for the fact that they'd be cutting their own throats due to the American backlash right? Or are Israeli's THAT naive and arrogant to think they really don't need the US in order to continue going on like they have?The fact that you think Dubai and Qatar and the EU and Yemen would team up to fight Israel just makes me laugh. I am laughing as I type this. Laughing and shaking my head in disbelief.I completely agree. The US is completely unnecessary in regards to the defense of Israel. Redundant, really.
spiderpaz: The UAB, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Iran would be VERY difficult for Israel to defeat without help from the US, or using nukes (which they got from the US). If you don't think so, you are in a sad state of denial, blinded by nationalism and a false sense of superiority.
jehovahs witness protection: MSNBC reports zombie Reagan ate Chris Mathew's brain when he was touring with Aerosmith.
readbot42: Don't forget kids, tomorrow is Martyrs Day.
Tatsuma: elvisaintdead: Easy, there. Some things we simply don't consider.Thus, the raging.doglover: By attacking ammo depots belonging to people currently accused of unleashing chemical weapons?"Israel does something = Israel" being a prick to many people. "Israel not doing something = also Israel being a prick" to these people. Pretty much "Israel = Prick" is a constant value.
Satanic_Hamster: Why is Tatsuma trolling on the Sabbath?
Bontesla: So, Syria is saying they consider Israel's attack a declaration of war... so Syria responds with a strongly worded letter?It sounds like they're trying to avoid the war.
Ennuipoet: The Blaze is reporting UFO landing in Washington DC demanding our gold reserves and virgin girls.
DAR: it's still raining here in Des Moines and the farmers are pissed about it.
Tatsuma: That's what happens when you treat politics with football. Your team or nothing!
dr_blasto: I don't think Assad is going to stay no matter how shiat goes down; if he quashes the rebellion, he still won't have control over the entire state--worst case is he does the typical post-rebellion mass slaughter of his own people, but he isn't likely to maintain control over the same area. I'd expect him to be dead within a few months of that. Either way, though, stability is going to be a problem. There's going to be power struggles, infighting and whatnot. All it takes is one General to trade some weaponry off for support in his bid to the guy in charge.
Weaver95: if that's what gets you through the day, sure.
Tatsuma: Weaver95: well...nothing other than the fact that the rest of the world is going to think Israel is being a prick. Which we already knew. But I guess for some reason Israel felt the need to remind the world that they're ok with beating up on people weaker than themselves for no reason other than they can.The rest of the world thinking that Israel are being pricks?Obama came out and not only said that Israel was right to do what it did, but gave carte blanche for many such operations in the future as well. The EU also said that Israel had every right to do what it did, and while Arab States have not reacted openly about this, considering the fact that they are all rooting for Assad to fall and rooting openly for the rebels, I'm sure Jerusalem received many encrypted cables congratulating them and wishing for more.The only people who think Israel was wrong to do that are the furthest extremists on the far fringes.
cc_rider: In other news, WND is reporting that Fartbongo is the Antichrist and the rapture will happen next week.
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