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(Palm Beach Post)   Man accused of taking Rogaine from a pharmacy shelf with no intention toupee   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, rogaine, Walgreens, Arvada, Jefferson County, pharmacy, thefts  
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963 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 May 2013 at 9:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-05 09:54:51 AM  
2 votes:
The store is lucky he didn't have a propeciancy for violence
2013-05-05 09:46:47 AM  
2 votes:
In my day, if your hair started falling out when you were 16, by 19, you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you, and no woman would mate with you, so you couldn't pass on your disgusting baldness gene. You were a public menace, a chrome dome at age 20. And that's the way it was.

2013-05-05 09:46:34 AM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: That's a bald faced lie; he thought it was medicine for his hairpiece sores.

Things will get hairy where he's going. Lock him up. He won't weave his way out of this.
2013-05-05 09:45:35 AM  
1 vote:
Subby, were you wigged o
ut on something when you wrote that headline?
2013-05-05 09:44:04 AM  
1 vote:
That's a bald faced lie; he thought it was medicine for his hairpiece sores.
2013-05-05 09:42:24 AM  
1 vote:
I can think of a much uglier term for what he did:

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