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(Queerty)   One Million Moms targets Philips Norelco because (hold on to your seats folks): They promote manscaping   ( divider line
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5020 clicks; posted to Business » on 04 May 2013 at 5:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-05 09:08:05 AM  
3 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: Meh - I don't agree with them; but they aren't against people shaving/trimming certain body areas - they are against the TV commercial portraying it.

Most Mom's had sex voluntarily.  Not wanting hardcore porn on TV doesn't mean they are against sex.  Not wanting some dude shaving his junk on TV doesn't mean they are against some dude shaving his junk.

You know what, we've had to endure feminine itching on the farking beach commercials during dinner time for basically my entire life. I think some uptight soccer mom can endure one commercial about shaving.
2013-05-04 05:22:11 PM  
3 votes:
So what's five angry coonts and a fax machine up to today?
2013-05-05 02:56:28 PM  
1 vote:

phedex: Its got nothing to do with being against hair, and everything to do with how much better sex feels without pubes.

Living in central Florida with our 100oF 500% humidity summers, I rather like a Spring trimming just as a crotch rot prevention measure. Just bust out the gear once a year and no more sticky sweaty swamp getting infested with funk. I imagine that the women have it even worse (and I ain't eating lunch in the swamp, if you know what I mean).
2013-05-05 09:57:55 AM  
1 vote:

iaazathot: This group exists as a political weapon for the GOP, nothing more, nothing less.  It is run by a guy.  They have to circulate the outrage of the week to keep the engine idling.  Then when they need to ratchet up the poutrage, it doesn't take as much effort.

So, you will see these sorts of things from time to time.  They are absolutely meaningless and only designed to keep the engine primed.

This would be just as accurate a description of Fox News Channel.
2013-05-05 05:18:25 AM  
1 vote:
Nothing is more damaging to the world than groups of moms gathering together to act self righteous about perceived threats to their crotchfruit.
2013-05-04 11:34:28 PM  
1 vote:
A considerate man shaves the areas on his body where he wants others to put their mouths.
2013-05-04 10:16:09 PM  
1 vote:
One Million* Moms

/* - 1000000 binary
2013-05-04 09:55:45 PM  
1 vote:
I'd bet anything that half a million of those moms' husbands are cheating on them.

With guys.
2013-05-04 09:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
You know what offends me? One Million Moms, One Million Dads, and their parent organization, the American Family Association.
2013-05-04 08:35:34 PM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: Satanic_Hamster: BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.

Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)

They also have One Million Dads but we never hear about them.

They have jobs and responsibilities.
2013-05-04 08:06:42 PM  
1 vote:
A couple hundred slack-titted gorgons.
2013-05-04 06:57:52 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: BarkingUnicorn: Not another one, just a face of the American Family Association.

Like I said, isn't it run by men on top of that?  (million moms)

Yep. And unlike most of those right wing organizations who have at least one woman to trot out to do cable TV interviews, I can't think of any woman in a position of power in the AFA.
2013-05-04 06:12:19 PM  
1 vote:
Five or Six Moms
2013-05-04 05:42:39 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: Nezorf: I used to get the one million moms emails. They were always absolutely hilarious. Lots of angry pearl clutching.

Isn't that group run by men?  Thought it was another right wing fake outrage whiner group.

Not  another one, just a face of the American Family Association.
2013-05-04 05:30:59 PM  
1 vote:
Poor wittle bushy house pets, don't worry:  When you catch your husband doing this its not for you.
2013-05-04 05:30:04 PM  
1 vote:

Chariset: Won't somebody please think of the chiiilllllllllldreennnnnnnnnnn???

That sounds like the way a pedo talks. Everytime one of them thar Republican politicians talks like that, years later people find out he farked a kid, teenager, gay, animal, Dominican teenage boy(Hi Rush Limbaugh and your eternal supply of Viagra on your private plane).

/Million Moms dude is such a nasty child abuser as he rips apart families for his crusade against 'life, the universe and everything'.
2013-05-04 03:10:16 PM  
1 vote:
Then he looks in the mirror, admires himself, and says, "I'd F*** me."

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