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(The Root)   Twenty things Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wishes he knew at 30. Missing: When flying, don't have fish for dinner   ( theroot.com) divider line
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2013-05-03 08:22:11 PM  
1.) Don't be a dick.
2013-05-03 09:02:23 PM  
21. If that kid's dad could drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
2013-05-03 09:15:22 PM  
Surely you don't mean that.
2013-05-04 12:27:28 AM  

bingethinker: Surely you don't mean that.

I do mean that, and don't call me Shirley.
2013-05-04 12:36:32 AM  
22. Don't wear your goggles and basketball shorts if you're trying to go incognito as a co-pilot.
2013-05-04 12:39:10 AM  
23. Tomorrow's powerball numbers.
2013-05-04 12:51:49 AM  
Don't fight Bruce Lee
2013-05-04 12:52:51 AM  
24. Don't agree to Dr. J movies.
2013-05-04 01:12:48 AM  
Always take lasagna
2013-05-04 01:15:32 AM  
Don't eat Sara Lee
2013-05-04 01:17:46 AM  
2013-05-04 01:35:55 AM  
26)  How to keep the kid away from Capt. Oveur.
2013-05-04 03:02:21 AM  
27. That he was sitting on an inflatable (and horny) autopilot
2013-05-04 03:10:53 AM  
28. A fake mustache might have helped his disguise.
2013-05-04 03:24:32 AM  

Klippoklondike: Don't fight Bruce Lee

Well... only one of them is still alive.
2013-05-04 03:24:45 AM  

Klippoklondike: Don't fight Bruce Lee

2013-05-04 11:37:41 AM  

EngineerAU: Klippoklondike: Don't fight Bruce Lee

Well... only one of them is still alive.

2013-05-04 11:47:27 PM  
How about your recent life, where you decided to appear on a farking CELEBRITY DIVING SHOW

/30 yr old jabbar knew better
//what's your goddamned excuse?
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