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(Omaha World Herald)   How to stop a dog from attacking your wife? Bite it back   ( omaha.com) divider line
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4503 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2013 at 10:11 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-03 11:07:08 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, an actual "Man Bites Dog" story.
2013-05-03 10:38:16 PM  
3 votes:
What happened to your face?

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She looks kind of banged up too.
2013-05-04 12:04:45 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-03 11:03:42 PM  
2 votes:
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Not obscure, just old.
2013-05-03 10:39:15 PM  
2 votes:
Stick your thumb up its butt....
2013-05-03 10:23:52 PM  
2 votes:
Undesirable lab results.
2013-05-03 08:20:57 PM  
2 votes:
Does your dog bite dear?
No honey buns, my dog does not bite.
*Growlcrunchomnomnom scream*
But sweetie, you said your dog didn't bite!
That's not my dog
2013-05-03 08:14:32 PM  
2 votes:
It's Iowa. I'm gonna have to side with the dog here.
2013-05-04 01:17:04 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Stick your thumb up its butt....

That's why he was biting me in the first place.
2013-05-04 12:55:34 PM  
1 vote:

Nexus-6: katerbug72: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 462x352]

Not obscure, just old.

Came here for the World According to Garp references.

"My son is not dog food,"
"Garp bit Bonky"

One of my favorite all time movies.

I tried without any luck to find an image of the family Christmas pic with Bonkers wearing his reindeer antlers.

/ if you don't smile, you'll never find a husband...
2013-05-03 11:19:31 PM  
1 vote:
Erix: Sounds good, but if a dog is attacking me my first instinct probably won't be to start stripping

that's my reaction to everything
2013-05-03 11:12:51 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Stick your thumb up its butt....

That'll really piss it off
2013-05-03 10:41:04 PM  
1 vote:
i thought if you stick your finger in the dog's arse it will let go. No?
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