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(Omaha World Herald)   How to stop a dog from attacking your wife? Bite it back   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Iowa, Dallas County  
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4502 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2013 at 10:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-03 11:07:08 PM  
3 votes:
Wow, an actual "Man Bites Dog" story.
2013-05-04 12:57:45 AM  
1 vote:
"She said her husband was bit on an arm "

"Bitten," you fool.  Christ, even the AP has fired its copy editors...
2013-05-03 10:55:11 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Labrador mix... And the other half of that mix? Pit bull

2013-05-03 10:14:22 PM  
1 vote:
Correctly reported as a Lab? What is the world coming to?  It was obviously a 'Pitbull mix'.
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