lewismarktwo: Correctly reported as a Lab? What is the world coming to? It was obviously a 'Pitbull mix'.
KrispyKritter: take off your shirt and wrap it around dogs head/face/mouth when it tries to attack. it won't be able to bite you or see you well. sure, you may get a light bite or scrape but its better than having your forehead eaten like a milk bone brand dog biscuit.
AverageAmericanGuy: Labrador mix... And the other half of that mix? Pit bull
Erix: Sounds good, but if a dog is attacking me my first instinct probably won't be to start stripping.
megarian: I had a part of my nose bit off by a lab mix when I was 12. My nose only has a teeny scar now and mylips have a small parallel double-scar where the bottom teeth caught my face before clamping on the bridge of my nose.Labs are the only dogs that make me nervous.Little yippy dogs don't make me nervous. They just suck. DO YOU HEAR ME, NEIGHBOR?!? SHUT THAT DOG UP!
SpdrJay: Stick your thumb up its butt....
nytmare: What happened to your face?[www.wmtw.com image 640x360]She looks kind of banged up too.
Arkanaut: Wow, an actual "Man Bites Dog" story.
Gyrfalcon: lewismarktwo: Correctly reported as a Lab? What is the world coming to? It was obviously a 'Pitbull mix'.It was a Glock AR-47 tactical assault dog.
BarkingUnicorn: "She said her husband was bit on an arm ""Bitten," you fool. Christ, even the AP has fired its copy editors...
fusillade762: [www.ifc.com image 310x229]
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