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382825 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2001 at 8:31 AM (20 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2001-11-29 8:36:51 AM  
Britney has the hot back door action going on... Like we are surprised...
2001-11-29 8:38:41 AM  
Okay, maybe I'm just dense, or the Extra-Large Dunkin Donuts coffee just hasn't soaked in yet, but if that's not supposed to be her ass, then what the hell IS it supposed to be?
2001-11-29 8:39:09 AM  
Oh, so she is a technical virgin. Just as i suspected.
2001-11-29 8:40:41 AM  
That's not her ass, that's her leg, she's wearing a leather skirt and red cowboy boots.
2001-11-29 8:42:24 AM  
i was tricked by this a couple weeks ago. i was wondering what the hell it was. i knew they couldnt be showing her ass at!

mmmmmmmmm..... britney!
2001-11-29 8:42:37 AM  
Bit of an optical illusion. It would make for one ugly butt though.
2001-11-29 8:42:50 AM  
Ah yes, via, but mind you, it's got farking britporn as part of the URL, and is a link to Yeah, smartfilter, wait to stomp the shiat outta me
2001-11-29 8:43:38 AM  
Even by your standards, Bigpeeler? :P
2001-11-29 8:46:31 AM  
I would like to see little Brit butt naked (pun intended) as much as the next sex deprived pervert amongst us, but there is a huge element of wishful thinking here. Not for a moment did I ever think that was her butt.
2001-11-29 8:47:47 AM  
THAt is one UUUGGGLLLYYY ass...I just burned my Britney albums...
2001-11-29 8:56:46 AM  
Some of us never had any Britney albums. ;-)
2001-11-29 9:02:53 AM  
F.uckingLoser and 9/10, what do you mean by Britney albums?
2001-11-29 9:05:05 AM  
2001-11-29 9:19:15 AM  
Palug: OK, you got us there. Britney CDs and TAPES. Fair enough.
2001-11-29 9:21:05 AM  
Ohhhh, so she makes music! I did not know that.
2001-11-29 9:21:38 AM  
That ass looks as if it's upside down..but the underwear is going in the opposite direction of her crack. It just doesn't make sense. I can't even make out what it's supposed to be if this is actually considered sublim.. Brit does have an odd looking ass in reality though I think it's due to her short legs & long torso - mind you I'd still enjoy throwing a nut in her ass.
2001-11-29 9:22:27 AM  
Subliminal? It really looks like an ass!
2001-11-29 9:23:37 AM  
its still an album if its on cd.

this does not look like her ass. i had to really think about it to see it.
2001-11-29 9:23:56 AM  
All I see is a bent knee. Are people imagining that the fold in the leg is a butt crack? That doesn't count as "subliminal", that counts as "take a shower, you're desparate and seeing things".
2001-11-29 9:35:55 AM  
Hey, I know it's a knee, but if my brain wants to see Britneys ass, then I say "Have at it, bucko!"
2001-11-29 9:38:38 AM  
Looks ass-backward to me...
2001-11-29 9:38:52 AM  
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2001-11-29 9:43:17 AM  
I know guys that would fark the bend in her knee.
2001-11-29 9:48:47 AM  
i would fark the back of her knee. if given the opp. I would do many degrading and perverted things to her. It's weird I don't feel the need to be perverted to the few women I have had sex with, but when it comes to celebs I want to do degrading shti to them. Why is this?
2001-11-29 10:04:47 AM  
I have to admit, I saw nothing but an ass for a while until I read the bent knee comment. Crap, now I only see the bent knee! Thanks for nothing.
2001-11-29 10:12:53 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Just a little more interesting shot for you obsessives.
2001-11-29 10:15:14 AM  
When fark posted that picture of Laura Bush's butt a few days back, they pretty much filled up their "ass" quota for the next month or two.
2001-11-29 10:20:46 AM  
On September 11th a man was photographed on the roof of the World Trade Center, just before flight 93 crashed into it. Then on Halloween the malls were going to be attacked, so we were warned to stay away. Terrorist aligators were to unite a week later. I got an email saying not to take a poop on Nov. 7th, because they would be hiding in my toilet, and bite me on the ass. Now this Brittany banner is supposed to make me "see" her ass when I read the text?


I'm really NOT as dumb as I look.
2001-11-29 10:26:25 AM  
could someone post the picture so those of us at work can see without having to click on a link with porn in the address?
2001-11-29 10:38:07 AM  
Here it is:
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2001-11-29 10:47:22 AM  
<South Park>
2001-11-29 10:47:47 AM  
I don't see how it could be mistaken. I think it's OBVIOUS that she has her knee hiked up to her chin while lying on her side and wearing red boots.

2001-11-29 10:48:40 AM  
thanks bongo.... too bad this is more of a thigh shot and not really an ass shot... :-( got all excited bout nuttin
2001-11-29 10:52:38 AM  
Damn, I really didn't see that at first, Cow01. Maybe I was looking at the picture with a biased view b/c of the article.
2001-11-29 10:53:43 AM  
Count me in as one of those guys that would fark the bend in her knee. I would also eat the corn out her shiat.
2001-11-29 11:08:28 AM  
I dont' seen any farking red boots!
2001-11-29 11:16:19 AM  
Imabmf :
"i would fark the back of her knee. if given the opp. I would do many degrading and perverted things to her. It's weird I don't feel the need to be perverted to the few women I have had sex with, but when it comes to celebs I want to do degrading shti to them. Why is this?"

She is a fanatasy. therefore when you think of her, it seems more acceptable to want to do degrading things because you don't really see her as real.
2001-11-29 11:17:02 AM  
Yeah, and if they showed the bend in her elbow, that would look like a butt too. Just ask any 10 year-old boy.
2001-11-29 11:31:24 AM  
I showed a supervisor here at work the article and his response was, "I'd fark her leg then!"

I sat there and thought, so would I.
2001-11-29 11:31:39 AM  
I wonder what Britney thinks about this?
2001-11-29 11:47:08 AM ass.
2001-11-29 11:47:13 AM  
my god is she sweeT!!!
2001-11-29 11:47:26 AM  
Charlotte's driver -
Thats sounds reasonable but I also have this thing where I only talk about having sex with celebs in the ass. Like when my frineds and I were disucssing the Bush twins, i said how cool it would be to poke one of them (or both) in the rear, Just makes me feel powerful knowing I took the Leader of the free world's daughter(s) and did one of the most disgusting, yet pleasurable things to them. I have let you know way too much. I will shut up now.
2001-11-29 11:54:56 AM  
What's she doin'? Poopin' a curtain?
2001-11-29 12:05:25 PM  
There she goes again with her subliminal messages....just like in her Slave 4U song where she says "I wanna have sex with you" and denies it....ya, right!
2001-11-29 12:13:27 PM  
Speaking of that video , I caught the last 30 seconds or so the other night, damn she is mighty fine. Women shakin what they got will never go out of style.
2001-11-29 12:19:52 PM  
It took me about 10 minutes to see and ass and not a leg. Whatta buncha perverts, you all are!
2001-11-29 12:25:29 PM  
Naderbot : ROTFL! Too funny. You slay me.
2001-11-29 12:27:37 PM  
Well she knows her singing ain't so hot so she's gotta sell SOMETHING. Skank ass ho.
2001-11-29 12:34:26 PM  
My time: 3 minutes to finally ascertain the bent knee thing from the curtain-poopin thing. Her proportions are all farked up, though. Look at it again...her torso would have to be about 50% longer than normal for that to be a natural pose. Her ass is a good three feet away from her's all wrong.

Definitely doctored.
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