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(KHOU Houston)   Smoking hot high school English teacher arrested for having sex with a 10th-grade student. And she would have gotten away with it, too, if she hadn't shown up at an after-prom party barefoot and drunk   ( khou.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Brazosport ISD, English teacher, sexual relationship, 10th grade, Nikki Scherwitz  
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25297 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2013 at 8:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-03 09:44:54 AM  
3 votes:
My wife works with teenagers all day, and I'm starting to wonder if I should be concerned after reading all of these stories. Then again, she only works with teenage girls, so if she starts having sex with them, well, that would be kind of hot.
2013-05-03 09:43:51 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-05-03 09:31:42 AM  
3 votes:
>"I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave, said Lt. Raymond Garivey with the Freeport Police Department. "We have information that she was consuming alcohol."

I bet it was Becky. That sounds like something Becky would do.

How I loathe Becky.
2013-05-03 08:56:26 AM  
3 votes:
You are not allowed to have sex with a person in a position of authority over you.
You have to wait until you get older and pay someone to act that out for you.
2013-05-03 08:24:17 AM  
3 votes:
2013-05-03 03:48:31 PM  
2 votes:
That poor, poor kid.
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2013-05-03 09:14:35 AM  
2 votes:
Attention. young female teachers...I'm older but I know what I'm doing. I'll pleasure you for hours. Stop going after the young meat...call me instead.
2013-05-03 08:52:33 AM  
2 votes:
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Not often I get to trot this one out, but Subby delivered.
2013-05-03 08:42:15 AM  
2 votes:

GoldSpider: way south: ...Yea, I'd probably tap that.


I can't see her knees in either picture.
2013-05-03 05:53:04 AM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: One of the best mugshots ever:

And IRL:

If a teenage boy just has to be molested, this is the person he wants doing it.
2013-05-03 02:17:03 PM  
1 vote:

CrazyCracka420: I'd bury my dick so deep whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

Did you fark that up on purpose?
2013-05-03 12:54:06 PM  
1 vote:
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Just so we're all on the same page here.
2013-05-03 10:49:34 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: Women aren't very discreet molesters.

Most of the time, they aren't "molesters" at all, at least once they have their day in court. Then, they're just misunderstood victims of the urges of young men. It's the only reason I can think of that would justify the double standard - men, clearly, are always the aggressors. That's why men get long jail sentences & sex offender status for statutory rape, while women get suspended sentences and probation for the same damned thing.
2013-05-03 10:42:13 AM  
1 vote:

duenor: 10th grader? Yuck. By 10th grade boys have barely learned to shower more then once a week. Nasty, disgusting things.

More than once a week? Wouldn't that just be wasting water?
2013-05-03 10:21:04 AM  
1 vote:
You know, usually we see the "smoking hot" teacher and say to ourselves "yeah, well, she was obviously not getting much male attention and was desperate" and we are able to wrap our heads around the ordeal in a simple albeit farked up way. But when we see one of these stories and "smoking hot" is actually VERY doable, we need to ask ourselves "what kind of psycho must she be to have needed to get the d from a minor?"

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2013-05-03 09:34:04 AM  
1 vote:
Better than showing up barefoot and pregnant.
2013-05-03 09:22:37 AM  
1 vote:
FTA "I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave,"

Obviously not one of the students interested in having sex after the prom
2013-05-03 09:22:19 AM  
1 vote:

Ebbelwoi: When I GISed her I got this guy:

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Dude! it's Brock!
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2013-05-03 08:47:29 AM  
1 vote:
There's a dangling modifier joke in her[e] somewhere...
2013-05-03 08:46:00 AM  
1 vote:
She was teaching the boys very important lessons in life

Don't stick your dick in crazy
2013-05-03 08:44:18 AM  
1 vote:
I think I'm old enough now that if I looked at her picture too long they would charge me with molesting her
2013-05-03 08:36:49 AM  
1 vote:
I was expecting a train wreck given the "smoking hot" descriptor ... lo and behold, she is.  I would not only forbid my son from pressing charges, I'd be high fiving him on the way out of the police station.
2013-05-03 08:35:45 AM  
1 vote:
I would let her become familiar with my Balzac.
2013-05-03 08:32:56 AM  
1 vote:
Am I seriously the first to point out how much Brazosport sounds like Brazzers, and how appropriate it is to this situation?
2013-05-03 08:31:22 AM  
1 vote:
2013-05-03 08:30:13 AM  
1 vote:
I'd box the vagina off her
2013-05-03 08:24:08 AM  
1 vote:
It's okay to stick it in crazy this one time given that irl pic.
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