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(Chicago Trib)   It's a sad reflection on our society that a 14-year-old boy has to pay a "prostitute" to pepper-spray him and steal his iPad and piggy bank. When Subby was a lad, any girl would do that to him for free   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, iPads, pepper sprays, prostitution, Circuit Court of Cook County, Randy Levine, society  
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5965 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 May 2013 at 6:20 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-03 06:40:15 AM  
5 votes:
Wait, his school doesn't have a teacher who wants to bang 14 year olds?
2013-05-03 06:50:02 AM  
1 vote:
There once was a ho named Dareka
That a youth sought for sexual eureka
But she did something bad
To the innocent lad
So in prison is where you can seek her
2013-05-03 06:41:19 AM  
1 vote:
This is just outrageous, I always have to pay extra to get this.
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