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(WFTV Orlando)   Man calls police to a 7-Eleven, won't tell cops why, claims he's a monkey and strips off his clothes to show the officer that he is not human   ( wftv.com) divider line
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2013-05-03 09:44:06 AM  
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Was it this guy?

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2013-05-03 07:57:11 AM  
1 vote:
All his friends are junkies?
2013-05-03 07:33:25 AM  
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oryx: Did the police return him to the zoo?

Nah.  Some dude in a camaro came by and picked him up along with some of his cohorts and took them all to the zoo.

/He had nothing else to do.
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