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themindiswatching: I'm nacho friend, guy.
CommieTaoist: themindiswatching: I'm nacho friend, guy.I'm nacho guy, buddy.
platkat: I'm not blues musician Buddy Guy, dude.
Atomic Spunk: When my wife gets drunk enough to slur her words, I use that opportunity to sex her butthole.
CommieTaoist: platkat: I'm not blues musician Buddy Guy, dude.I'm not The Dude, associate.
doglover: A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, Sorry, theres no broccoli. So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli." So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, Spell cat, as in catastrophe. C-A-T, the man answered. The waiter then asked, Spell dog as in dogmatic. The man said D-O-G. Now spell fark, as in broccoli, the waiter said. The man yelled THERES NO fark IN BROCCOLI! The waiter laughed, EXACTLY!
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