ykarie: ArmednHammered: ykarie: sherpa18: laulaja: 5wks old, set afire in NJ by some s.o.b..... Justin's expected to survive tho he may lose most of his earsCorrection - little Justin was set on fire in PA, and sent to NJ to recover....I submitted this with the following headline...Justin, a month old kitten, is expected to make a full recovery after being deliberately set on fire. The HSUS is offering a $5,000 reward. Caturday just wants 5 minutes alone in a dark alley with the asshat who did thisCaturday may be brass and loud, but cats are stealthy. Let's combine the two, and agree on a half mile and 300+ grains.I can give you 180 grains out to 300 yds. without a scope, otherwise it's lawn darts and fireworks at 25 feet.Of course I'm in California, your firepower may vary by state. ;-)East coast, half an inch isn't a problem out here. But my eye sight makes even 100 yards near impossible. But fireworks at 25 sounds equally good.But it's not what we have or can do, it's what a cretin like that deserves. I would not suggest it be delivered cranially, for one that would be a threat and I wouldn't make those. The more important reason is what Meowgi has taught me: swatting the head gets me swatted back; biting toes one at a time, on the other hand . . . foot . . . whatever, is a good way to deter a human from doing whatever it was doing previously.And I better not stick around for the after dark party. Sir stinky has decided that I must wake within one hour of the sun, else my hair gets groomed to his liking whether I'm awake or not. Something about not eating while I'm asleep, so I have to wake up and stir the still full food bowl so he can eat from it.
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OlderGuy: sherpa18: Looks like things are working properly... ISP is cooperating... glad to see you here.. Fred pics will be up shortly.. neighbor called, has some medical issues.. may have to take him over to the VA hospital.. he,s on dialysis three days a week.. caused most of it himself by being stubborn... bbl..
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lilyspad: sherpa18: Love the fangs!
Mrs CDK: sherpa...tequila always helps. If it doesn't fix the modem, just drink it yourself and soon you won't care about the modem :o)
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lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 401x640]Sorry....but it really f**king made me laugh!!!
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