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(The Onion)   The Richard B. Cheney Vice-Presidential Library is now open to the public. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here   ( theonion.com) divider line
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2013-05-02 01:19:46 PM  
3 votes:
Free shotgun blast to the face for the first 500 customers.
2013-05-02 04:09:39 PM  
2 votes:

freetomato: Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.

Conservatives with half a brain are also frightened of him.

Mr. RoadWarrior, do you hate your fellow country men so much so that your only criteria for liking a leader is how much your opponents hate/fear him?
2013-05-02 02:44:33 PM  
2 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Cheney supports gay rights his daughter, btw

2013-05-02 02:43:12 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-02 02:25:12 PM  
2 votes:

poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.

No, no... you don't understand how comically super villain evil he is.

When I canvassed for the Democrats in 04 in a super Republican rich neighborhood, even the people who said "I vote Republican all my life and will again for Bush, but I'm frightened as hell of Cheney".

His own party fears him.
There is no other that compares.
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2013-05-02 07:17:43 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: [ts4.mm.bing.net image 300x186]
The basement of the Richard B Cheney Library

"This is not a dream..."

John Carpenter on a limited budget puts out GREAT work!
2013-05-02 03:57:58 PM  
1 vote:

Road Warrior: I love Cheney. Mostly for how completely batshiat unhinged libbies get when his name is mentioned. Farking hilarious.

I bet you love Sarah Palin too, because everyone is "scared" of her.
2013-05-02 03:52:37 PM  
1 vote:

albatros183: If only the next president had shopped smart and worked at S-Mart

He did.

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2013-05-02 03:14:10 PM  
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2013-05-02 03:07:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'll only go if I can piss all over the place.
May he rot in hell.
2013-05-02 02:55:24 PM  
1 vote:
I thought the Onion was supposed to be Satire?
2013-05-02 02:36:21 PM  
1 vote:
the Hall of Obfuscation

That's glorious.
2013-05-02 02:35:33 PM  
1 vote:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Lesen macht frei

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/beat me to the reference.
2013-05-02 02:32:12 PM  
1 vote:

CaptSacto: NostroZ: Keeve: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: poonesfarm: WE GET IT. HE'S EVIL.

Then why is he getting a god damn shrine in the form of a library?

It's an EVIL library.

I thought ALL libraries are evil... because they have books... and books hold facts, which we all know have a LIBERAL BIAS!  Hence, evil.

The books in the Cheney library are written in blood and bound with HUMAN SKIN.

Ed Gein would look at Cheney and say "ew"
2013-05-02 02:23:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-02 01:55:59 PM  
1 vote:
2013-05-02 01:32:35 PM  
1 vote:
you may or may not get shot in the face.  and before you leave, you have to apologize for getting shot in the face.
2013-05-02 01:15:25 PM  
1 vote:
This is LITERALLY unbelievable.
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